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Search-barred. Shut yer face.


What's the stupidest question a family member ever asked you?

Inspiration for this thread comes from my sister, who just asked, completely seriously, "Is AIDS contagious?"
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#2
Did you just sleep with your sister?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#4
"whats your last name?"
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
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#5
Did you have sex with that girl?

Obvious answer is obvious.

She was fugly.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#8
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yes then?


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No.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#9
My little brother (age 4): Coz boys have girlfriends, and boys have girlfriends, right? Or do boys have boyfriends?

Not stupid, naive, but I found it funny
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#10
When did that 9/11 thing happen?


Idiots..
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



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touche sir.
#11
'Do you ever have.. feelings for other guys?'
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#13
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Are you gay?
then: Are you sure?


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>.>

I wonder who's failing the most in that post...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#14
I asked my sister if she knew what a BROTHel was.
She said a soup kitchen
#15
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I asked my sister if she knew what a BROTHel was.
She said a soup kitchen




Lets hope she never becomes homeless
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
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"Will you please do the dishes?"

God, that pissed me off.

I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#19
not a question , but one time my dad was really stoned and he called my friend "a cocksucker with a dog's brain shoved up his ass" haha
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#20
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I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.



LULZ
Mr. Allan wrote:
This is like saying you're not allowed to jerk off over the girl next door unless you have a license and written permission from her. Which, of course, is bullsh*t
#21
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I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.

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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#22
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I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.




#23
my sister who's older than me: "when will I be smart?"

I was shocked and appalled.. she now works full time at Morrisons.. make's a lot of sense tbh.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#25
How is babby formed?
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#27
family: why do u play the guitar so much?

A sacriligious question by ignorant peasants
#28
*After my mum announced she was pregnant*

My sister: When did you have sex? I didn't hear you.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
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family: why do u play the guitar so much?

A sacriligious question by ignorant peasants

Burn them. Burn everything to the ground.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#31
Not stupid, but strange: One time my mom asked my to come "sweep the pubic hair up from the kitchen floor."
Crazier than a fish with titties.
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That was a great troll, and it made me laugh. Which then made me cause I was having a good time being scared shitless


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Grandfather clocks and jizz.
#32
while watching the dark knight my sister asked " who's Gotham?"
she was ****ing lost. i cracked up for about 10 minutes
#33
Sorry, not a question, but too funny to go unnoticed by the internet.

My brother pronounced the word 'colonel' exactly as you see it.
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#34
"When are you coming home??!"
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#35
I was telling my sister a story about how a friend stumbled upon a car that had someone commit suicide in (by leading a hose from the muffler into the car), she proceeded to ask me...

"did they drown"
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Yea, you show her common sense. You show her your common sense hard. You shove your common sense down her throat. She's a naughty little thing and you need to beat some common sense all over her face.


^In regards to incest
#36
When I greeted my family for christmas with long hair and my Aunt asked 'Are you depressed?'
#37
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When I greeted my family for christmas with long hair and my Aunt asked 'Are you depressed?'


Once my gran asked me : 'Why is your hair spiky?'

It wasn't.

I was just there like, ok-e-e..
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#39
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*After my mum announced she was pregnant*

My sister: When did you have sex? I didn't hear you.




How did your mum react?
#40
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Wasn't a stupid question, but my sister once said during a Florida Marlins game when they were losing that "The marlins are drowning."



well, i can only imagine that a marlin would have to be sucking pretty hard to drown...it's like you suffocating

do you suck really hard? maybe you'll suffocate.
Save a drum, Bang a drummer!


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You guys are REALLY strict. Worse than neopets.


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