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#1
Hey guys what is the best beer for beginner drinkers? I've had nothing but just a couple tastes of coors light and some wine, and I'm not gonna lie I thought the coors was pretty bitter. I want to build my tolerance and at least be able to stand thetaste of beer. Is coors light the least bitter thing I can start with or what else should I be trying?
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#3
Vodka's a pretty smooth drink
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#4
Start with Bud Light, it's basically brown water and move up from there.
#6
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Ya I'd go with this.
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#9
Keystone is pretty smooth but doesn't taste too great.
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Hey guys what is the best beer for beginner drinkers? I've had nothing but just a couple tastes of coors light and some wine, and I'm not gonna lie I thought the coors was pretty bitter. I want to build my tolerance and at least be able to stand thetaste of beer. Is coors light the least bitter thing I can start with or what else should I be trying?


If you are a minor you shouldn't drink.
#14
Beer is piss anyway.

But you'll eventually grow to like it even though you might think that it will never ever happen...


EDIT: Get someone to mix you an Iguana. That's a pretty good drink to start from...
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#16
I didn't know drinkers had ranks.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#18
you'll soon discover that all beer tastes like crap.. it's just when you get pissed, you don't give a ****.. Mexican beer is usually night.
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#19
Quote by BloodMoon666
Beer is piss anyway.

But you'll eventually grow to like it even though you might think that it will never ever happen...


EDIT: Get someone to mix you an Iguana. That's a pretty good drink to start from...


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#21
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I didn't know drinkers had ranks.

noob
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#22
Beer sucks, even most of the ones people always suggest.

Drinking is for losers, but if you must drink, at least drink something that doesn't taste like piss in a bottle.

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#24
Fixed.
*hobgoblin*
pff. man up
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Fixed
.you'll soon discover that all beer tastes like crap.. it's just when you get pissed, you don't give a ****.. Mexican beer is usually night.



No. You got fixed. Now be quiet


EDIT: Yes - I don't like beer. But I can't anyway because I'm a rum and vodka drinker. Without juice or some other crap in my vodka, btw..
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#26
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pff. man up



he's not homeless


or scottish

/implying there's a difference
#27
put some orange juice in your beer... sounds gross but its actuslly really good
#28
+1 on smoking weed.

Peroni is nice regardless of how much you drink. Try that.
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#29
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he's not homeless


or scottish

/implying there's a difference

ooh burn!
WONGA!
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#30
If you found coors light to be rough then you're pretty screwed because it is pretty much carbonated water with some alcohol. You could try a Michelob ultra I guess.
#31
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put some orange juice in your beer... sounds gross but its actuslly really good


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#32
"drinking for beginners"? What, do you need lessons now? A bachelors maybe? Just drink.
#33
Go to the liquor store and buy everclear! Smooth as water
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#34
If you have to ask, you're probably better off not trying to look cool and just don't drink. You're not ready
#35
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Beer sucks, even most of the ones people always suggest.

Drinking is for losers, but if you must drink, at least drink something that doesn't taste like piss in a bottle.



+1

i dont drink alcohol at all. i tape the drunk idiots and then post it online
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#36
What you need to do, is lash back 12 shots of JD in half an hour.

Jump in feet first lad.
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#38
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If you are a minor you shouldn't drink.



depends on where you live my friend. i live in a town where if you arent getting trashed; and i mean like messed up beyond belief, every other day by the age of 14 you arent going to have a single friend

oh and the best thing to do is just drink whatever you get, its the only way you will get over it.
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#39
it's peopel like all of you that are destroying the economy by not supporting the beer industry
#40
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Nice.

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