Somehow I've ended up on here asking for help..

Basically - we have a room for rent in Derby from September.. if you're interested PM me
Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...
Your first line is the point where you know you've been here too long. Judging by your join date, i'd say it was long overdue.

Small writing in the middle of big sig.

Quote by DieGarbageMan
This was a giant mistake

Tomorrow your room will be coated with semen.

"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

We have a Gear Ads forum, considering its name, people use it to sell other things, like consoles.

I think that would be the right place for this.
Link to it in your sig.
Looking for roomates on UG?

Quote by Malakian88
Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...

What!?!? I thought I was your roommate and best friend. What the hell are you doing Eric?