#1
I was listening to Hurt by Johny Cash on Youtube today and saw a comment by a 'meiner23' trying to promote his crappy Hurt cover - and when I say crappy I mean shit-your-pants-and-do-the-fandango-crappy (You be the judge ) so I thought I'd give him some feedback, but I didn't want to insult him or break his spririt because for some reason I got the impression he had no friends, so I simply commented "I'm sorry, this doesn't work." Only to get the funniest, most witless hate mail to date, here is a direct quote from weiner himself:

i thing i dont have a girl friend and you dont have friends without blains you are a sucker !!!!!!!! hahahaha
there is nothign more for as writing comments and haeting other peoples work hahahahahaha what have you done in your ****ing small life you sucker hmm?
have you draw something or wrintten a song ? hmmm? i have wathct your profil and i have read all the comments it makes me happy to see that you send everyone bad kritik you suck man and if we meet us i will hit you ok i am not scared about you you sucker you can know my face and my name but its better for you if i dont no yours you sucker.
tell me whats the mening of your life ? writing bad comments? hahahahahahahahahahaha
at youtube hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you fuck and your fucking excrescent smal life hahahahahaha you sucker


I don't know if this is a joke or what, I haven't replied to this yet, usually I would rip the shit out of little fuckers like this but how can you insult someone who appears to be brainless? Plus i figured giving this to The Pit would be funnier.
So what should I do?

TL;DR It's a cool story bro.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#2
I cant believe your talking about my cover here
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#5
Give him your name and address.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#6
Quote by phlip999
Delete it?

Where's the fun in that?
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#7
overreaction on the internet!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#8
Send him a reply with impeccable english and grammar and explain graciously that this was an unfortunate misunderstanding... that should confuse him immensely.
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#9
I kinda liked it

But I also like My Chemical Romance so what do I know about music
Trust me I'm a doctor

A doctor with a mustache
#12
That was Perez Hilton
Neverender:SSTB 4/19


Goddamn this cursed iron fist. When I lose control!


[quote="'[VictorinoX"]']You, sir, win epically.
#14
Quote by mathieupM13
I kinda liked it

But I also like My Chemical Romance so what do I know about music

really? it was painfully awful in my opinion
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#15
StewieSwan's comment beat my comment
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#16
all i know is you're a sucker!!
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Step 2. Bet her 50p you can make her tits jiggle without touching them.
Step 3. Grab her tits and give them a good shake
Step 4. hand over 50p(the best 50p you ever spent).


^^ Lawlzz
#17
Quote by Saf1
I get the feeling that that's just been made up.

This bit in particular: "if we meet us i will hit you ok i am not scared about you"


No really.
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#18
Now he is removing all the comment's saying it doesn't work, somebody quick say somethin positive about it and see how he responds!
#19
Post links to gay related vidoes on YouTube to his account homepage and in the comments of his cover.
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#20
This works about as much as Stephen Hawking's legs.

hahahahahah who the hell put this?!!!! win. win win win win win. win.
#21
Quote by Bluestube
Now he is removing all the comment's saying it doesn't work, somebody quick say somethin positive about it and see how he responds!


lol u gotta be cerial
#23
haha i cant believe its actually true i thought it was a lil bit made up
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#24
Quote by kidsilcon
tell me whats the mening of your life ? writing bad comments? hahahahahahahahahahaha


Lulz
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It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#25
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I get this stuff all the time. I wish the internet had an age limit.


or people who have good iq's
#26
Quote by xItsGilbertYox
This works about as much as Stephen Hawking's legs.

hahahahahah who the hell put this?!!!! win. win win win win win. win.

*raises hand*
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#27
Quote by CTFOD
*raises hand*



you have no idea how hard i'm laughing! goddamn. hahahah oh god. no no, oh CTFOD.
#29
My comments keep getting deleted . It doesn't work
This works about as much as Stephen Hawking's legs.

Whoever posted this on youtube is my hero.
#30
Quote by antianti99
My comments keep getting deleted . It doesn't work

Whoever posted this on youtube is my hero.

See above
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#33
send a reply with the exact same message but fix the spelling and whanot
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#36
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I get this stuff all the time. I wish the internet had an age limit.


Unfortunately his profile says he's 29. >.<