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If you have a penis, chances are you've heard of James Bond and are a fan. This thread is to discuss our favorite Bond movies, favorite actors to portray him, and anything James Bond. Most importantly though, discuss and post pics of your favorite Bind girls.
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I actually don't care much for the man...
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#7
IMO, Pierce Brosnan looked the part the most.
Daniel Craig acts very well, but he's too ripped to be a suave Bond, y'know?
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Roger Moore = Dah Best.

Live and Let Die = Dah Best.

LaLD/A View to a Kill = Best Theme Songs.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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nightfire was fun but nothing beats golden eye and world is not enough on N64
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everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
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This man is Bond for me. Connery is in a league of his own.
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I don't care what you say. Casino Royale was ****ing amazing, And I love the classics like From Russia With Love and Goldfinger, but you know CR was amazing.
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Daniel Craig is a worthy Bond IMO
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Am I the only person that liked the Jack White and Chris Cornell themes the best?
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Am I the only person that liked the Jack White and Chris Cornell themes the best?

i dont recall the jack white one, but the chris cornell one was awesome
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
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Am I the only person that liked the Jack White and Chris Cornell themes the best?

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#19
Train carriage fight scene from "From Russia with Love". Sean Connery is the man.

Also, go read the books. They're actually very good (mostly).
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I thought the same thing, as soon as I saw the image I said 'poor Marvin'.
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#23
My list goes:

Daniel Craig
Peirce Brosnan
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby


IMO, Casino Royale is the best Bond, followed by Quantum, then Die Another Day, then Goldeneye.
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#25
I love how, as soon as Daniel Craig was chosen as the newest Bond, everyone was trying to get rid of him before his movie even came out, saying he would be terrible as bond and was a crappy choice. Now, people think he's the best ever. He is too, though.
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Best Bond, you ask.....?

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#27
My favorite Bond girl would have to be Olga Kurylenko from Quantum of Solace. Eva Green from Casino Royal is a babe too.

That blond chick in From Russia With Love was also a totally hotty. Surprisingly though, she never comes up in conversations about Bind girls.
#29
Best Bond = Connery
Best Bond Girl = Jane Seymour
Best Bond Film = The Man with the Golden Gun
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#30
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Best Evil Guy= Christopher Lee
Best Henchman= JAWS!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#31
Best Bond? That would have to be, you know, the bond. Like, the character, from the books?
I'm actually re-reading Goldfinger for the zillionth time right now.
Ian Fleming > you
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Best Bond? That would have to be, you know, the bond. Like, the character, from the books?
I'm actually re-reading Goldfinger for the zillionth time right now.
Ian Fleming > you


I'm starting to read 'The Spy Who Loved Me' apparently its completely different than the movie.

And as far as Quantum being the best, I think it was a very good action movie, but not enough of a bond movie to be called the best bond.
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the more recent movies (maybe including some of the Pierce Brosnan ones) seem a bit too serious. the old ones always maintained a subtle humor, even sometimes during fight scenes.
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#36
Daniel Craig aint fit at all... Connery however
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Daniel Craig aint fit at all... Connery however




ROUGH.
Just like your mother likes it.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Best Bond Girl = Jane Seymour


She was damn sexy but she should have revealed more... Was too disappointed to see nothin'...

Worst Bond Movie = Living Daylights and the movies with Blofeld.
Best Bond Movie = The Man With The Golden Gun
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I thought the last two were awful and completely ruined the Bond character. Daniel Craig is a good action star, but is no Bond.

No one liners. Bond always made cheeky remarks. Now he has to be serious.

No cool gadgets (a GPS Sony Erickson phone! Oh the technology!)

Retarded villains

"Realistic" characters.

Hours and hours of talking. You're not even at the casino for about an hour and forty-five minutes. That's not a Bond film.
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i made a thread just like this, only with a poll a few months ago.

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