#2

















was it any good?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
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was it any good?




Well done good sir. Well done indeed.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#6
Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face looks like it got f**ked up bad on impact.

Is it hot in here or is that just my herpes flaring up again?

Are you from New York? 'Cause you have huge jugs!

I'd hit that so hard King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out of you.
#11
Sup? How would you like to be my future ex-girlfriend?

It actually worked too!


I just didn't know that future would be in 5 seconds.
#12
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#13
I usually just whip it out on a corner of a busy intersection and wait for a nibble.

Works better than you think.

Look out for cops, though.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#15
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You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?


i'm gonna remember that one
#17
Say, girl you have something on your chest.

My eyes.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#19
Hey, have a seat on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
My Last.fm
USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
#20
Hey does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Forgive them Father, they know not what they do.
#21
Trekkies on Facebook will recognize these.

You display superior taste in footwear. In an unrelated matter, I would like to mate with you.

May I remark that the garments covering your lower body appear unusually reflective today? I find that it is possible to view myself in them.

Theoretically, if you were a phaser rather than an organic being, you would be decidedly inefficient as your only plausible setting would be "stunning".

That standard issue Starfleet uniform accentuates your peak physical form admirably, but it is my professional opinion that said garment would be far better suited for a relocation to the floor of my personal quarters.

Do you have any Vulcan genomes in you? ....Would you like to?

Oh Star Trek, how I love you...
E-peen:
Rhodes Gemini
Fryette Ultra Lead
Peavey 6505
THD Flexi 50

Gibson R0 Prototype
EBMM JP13 Rosewood
Fender CS Mary Kaye

WTLT

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#23
If you've read xkcd you'll recognize this one:
If I could rewrite the dictionary, I'd put I and your sister together.

An original:
You must have washed those pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself f**king your cute friend there.