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I found a bird sitting the in the middle of my driveway, trying to not get hit by the cars. I let him stay out there for a while, and it started to rain, so I decided I should help him out. I made him a house out of a box and some towels, fed him some hamburger meat, and he seems content.

I'm gonna nurse this **** up to health.


Help me think of a name, quick, he might be dead soon.

(No camera, but he looks a lot like this guy)

EDIT:

It's Billy Woll Smoth Mays.
And that's final.


EDIT2:

Good news everyone.

Billy Woll Smoth Mays was released this morning. He was jumping around, trying to get out, which is a lot more movement than yesterday, So i let him out, I couldnt find a nest to put him in, so I put him out my side door. He ran back to in front of my pool gate, and he's sitting on an umbrella base. His mother (I'm assuming) saw him and chirped at him a bunch, she brought him some worms, and they have a nice new bird family.

Everyone be happy.
Last edited by 20cdndollars at Jun 29, 2009,
#6
Do the only sensible thing and eat it.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#7
Baylee. That's my name.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#10
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Percy


+1
Percy FTW!
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#13
Cumbucket. That picture is a money shot right there.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#15
Here my name suggestions:

-Hubert
-Chauncey
-Ron
-Zib Zob Zubity Bop
-Prodigal Child
-Glarfshnay
-Jub Jub
-Bob Saget
-Beef Wellington
-Geezer
-Ic Ricardo
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/notfunnyatalljoke.


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#16
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Here my name suggestions:

-Hubert
-Chauncey
-Ron
-Zib Zob Zubity Bop
-Prodigal Child
-Glarfshnay
-Jub Jub
-Bob Saget
-Beef Wellington
-Geezer
-Ic Ricardo


Yep
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#18
Quote by jsnate
Billie in honor of Billie Mays. Please.


This, for sure, you're heartless TS if this isn't what you choose.
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#19
Bud, it's probably going to die..

Every bird we've done this with passed within a few days. Unless you can get it to some sanctuary, or vet... it's pretty much done.
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#20
you fed an injured baby bird raw hamburger meat?? Did it eat it??
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#21
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I now dub thee..."Scyther"


please, he's a fearow. cuz he fears.
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#22
Morgan Freeman.
Originally posted by TheBaron
I'm thinking you've got a beard...

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Okay well I want whiter teeth... and I would like to know if rubbing sandpaper on your teeth is safe or not.
#23
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

in honor of him....
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#24
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Beakface.


or Beaker

funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#25
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you fed an injured baby bird raw hamburger meat?? Did it eat it??


Yeah man, he liked it.

He told me.
#27
I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Newman.

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#28
Make Billy Mays a nice plate of cold spaghetti noodles and raw hamburger meat, regurgitate it into his mouth for the lulz.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#29
chonsey
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#30
oh i see you named him already
damn... i liked chonsey
Gear
Fender MIM strat
Epiphone G-400 in white (yeah i know, fuck you i like it)
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Roland Micro Cube
EHX Big Muff
Danelectro Cool Cat Distortion
EHX Nano Small Stone
Boss DD-3 Delay
Vox V847-A Wah
Radial London Bones
#31
I suggest you go get some worms for fishing, to feed it with, until it can fly on it's own and leave the nest...

Yeah, better give up now before you waste 3 days of your life.
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#33
Quote by 20cdndollars
I'll call him Billy Mays.


If he's dead in the morning I'll let you know.

YEEEEEES!
#34
Quote by Spike6sic6
I suggest you go get some worms for fishing, to feed it with, until it can fly on it's own and leave the nest...

Yeah, better give up now before you waste 3 days of your life.


I'll go find some worms for it.
Also, it's not like I have anything better to do, so I dont mind wasting my time.
#35
i remeber there was a injured crow i found in my house my brother named it black co*k but it died the next day wen we thought of a new name big black co*k you should name your bird ???????? dont know
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Last edited by janneli561 at Jun 28, 2009,
#36
Name him Jesus, then take him to a Catholic Church. They'll be pissed at first, but they'll forgive you because they're Catholic.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#37
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Name him Jesus, then take him to a Catholic Church. They'll be pissed at first, but they'll forgive you because they're Catholic.


Should I crucify him?
#38
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Sorry guys, if I find more I'll think about Chonsey, But I dont think I will.

By the way, it is spelled "Chauncey"
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/notfunnyatalljoke.


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#39
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Billie in honor of Billie Mays. Please.


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MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

in honor of him....


how about Billie Jean Mays? In honor of both of them?
#40
"stickies for latter"
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...Unless your trying to get a job. In which case, lie like you just got pulled over with a dead body and some shovels in the back seat.


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