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#1
i saw a parade of like (5-6)dumbass kids breaking guitar down the street.
I wanted to kill each one of those dumbasses.!
every seem this or done this???
If u have why???
#2
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
It's fun. No one ever breaks anything of worth anyway.

EDIT: Besides that guy ^

But then again, big time musicians can afford to do it.
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#5
I once had a really ****ty, broken, horrible acoustic guitar, so I smashed it with my friend.

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#6
I guess they realized guitar takes time and practice so they smashed them, upset they didn't just buy weed.
#7
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I guess they realized guitar takes time and practice so they smashed them, upset they didn't just buy weed.


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#9
I accidentally snapped my brother's $20 acoustic from just dropping it like 4-5 feet, and he later smashed it to absolute splinters.

Only way I could smash a guitar. that or if it's absolutely messed up beyond any use anyway.
#10
Well they realized they ahve no musical talents and got angry and you should have went and kicked all they're asses
#11
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Again.




+1.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#13
if i ever get rich, i would buy every first act in a walmart and smash it in the parking lot. so everyone could see how ****ty they are
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#15


no guitar dies more heroically than one smashed on stage.
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#16
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if i ever get rich, i would buy every first act in a walmart and smash it in the parking lot. so everyone could see how ****ty they are

Then look like a douche when none of them break lol.
#17
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Then look like a douche when none of them break lol.



nah they'll snap like twigs. they are light as ****. it feels like they are made of plywood
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#18
Destroying a guitar is one of the worst things someone can do. If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

And this includes Pete Townsend. He can go suck a fat one.
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#19
I honestly feel that you should never break instruments, instruments should be played and enjoyed. Even if you can afford to break a guitar and never run out of money, somebody is missing a guitar.
Maybe I'm being sentimental, but having worked with a luthier makes you see instrument differently.
#20
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nah they'll snap like twigs. they are light as ****. it feels like they are made of plywood

Well, they could either smash up real good or bounce back and hit you in the face..

Believe me..
#22
I broke a guitar once. It was liberating.

The guitar was basically broken anyway, the ground had horrible issues and the pots were shot. It was a beginner guitar that I bought for next to nothing anyway.
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#23
What's with all the posting of Pete from The Kids Are Alright? I love The Who, but why has nobody thrown in Jimi's fiery loving of his guitars?



Anyway, I don't like it when people smash guitars for no reason, but I was shouting "smash, smash!" at the end of the set along with the rest of the crowd when I saw The Who, sof rankly it can be done epically too. But it depends on who's doing it really.
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#24
i want to break my 40 buck electric guitar that I bought 3 years ago when i first wanted to learn how to play. it was so terrible! it was like....5/8 scale or something (i think the rock band guitar is the same size/if not bigger), the bridge is like loose and there's string/fret buzz from open string plucking almost all the way up to 8th frets, had two cable jacks(?) and it had a built-in amp (took a 9v battery, and had a speaker where the soundhole usually is for acoustic guitars) i didnt even know I was in tune then and I thought I was ****ty at guitar so I quit for a whole year, then i finally bought my squier strat.. the 40 buck one has been sittin in a corner in the front room for a year now, i been thinkin bout breakin it as I used it for a facebook profile pic lmao, its its only use so far now
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#25
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Well, they could either smash up real good or bounce back and hit you in the face..

Believe me..



lol well if i do get rich enough to do that and it bounces back. ill just hire big ppl to do it for me!
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#26
carl edwards....



Even though its ugly, it still took some artist countless hours painting.. and second its a gibson.
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#27
My step brother left his sisters acoustic (it was crap anyway) on the back lawn and it rained overnight.

The neck joint broke and the neck bowed right up. It kinda reminded me of this

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#28
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My step brother left his sisters acoustic (it was crap anyway) on the back lawn and it rained overnight.

The neck joint broke and the neck bowed right up. It kinda reminded me of this



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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#31
It's just fun to break stuff. Anything.

I know I'm not the only one here who used to smash his hotwheels with a hammer an Saturday afternoons
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#32
I personally could never destroy an instrument. But there are only few instances where it has ever been artistic. The Who and Jimi Hendrix. After them people started doing it because 'it's cool'. Although, there's no point nowadays.
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#34
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nah they'll snap like twigs. they are light as ****. it feels like they are made of plywood

That's because they are made of plywood. Open one up and take a look.

EDIT: Why would you want to smash a **** guitar? You can mod it, put better hardware and pickups into it.
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#35
Quote by fender4482
That's because they are made of plywood. Open one up and take a look.

EDIT: Why would you want to smash a **** guitar? You can mod it, put better hardware and pickups into it.



the plywood tone would be **** maybe?
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#36
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carl edwards....



Even though its ugly, it still took some artist countless hours painting.. and second its a gibson.
GET IT RIGHT, GENIUS

that was not Carl Edwards.


“No, I don’t think so,” Edwards said. “I’ve got a lot of respect for Sam Bass and those people at Gibson that make those beautiful trophies. You definitely will not see me smashing one of them.


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#38
if ya paid for it, do whatever the **** ya want with it

and to the people saying its a shame or it could have gone to someone who needed it, surely you dont get as sentimental whenever you throw out food?
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#39
To me, it's stupid, and even on stage it detracts from the value of the performance.
#40
I know some of my friends have a video where one smashes an acoustic against the head of the other. It was an old acoustic and it's life was probably the same as it's death, there should be a retirement home for some guitars.
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