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#1
Title says it all, I've went as far as 8, but that's nothing compared to this other guy who did it 24 times in one day
#3
Quote by GuitarYay
this other guy who did it 24 times in one day

that person is lying.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#4
probably somewhere in the ballpark of 10-15... i had just discovered it and had a day or 2 home alone. theres nothing quite as awesome as walkin around the house naked with no one around, or even expected to come around for the next 12 hours, with nothing better to do than fap whenever and wherever you feel like it...
#5
I haven't stopped fapping for 6 days now.
Quote by 1201ZJ
Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

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HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#8
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
probably somewhere in the ballpark of 10-15... i had just discovered it and had a day or 2 home alone. theres nothing quite as awesome as walkin around the house naked with no one around, or even expected to come around for the next 12 hours, with nothing better to do than fap whenever and wherever you feel like it...



That's how it was the day I did it 8 times.
#9
In all seriousness...I think 6.

I did receive 5 blowjobs in one day though.

I was exhausted.
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#11
There was a Fap Olympics thread along these lines- search bar it brah.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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#12
twice

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#13
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
probably somewhere in the ballpark of 10-15... i had just discovered it and had a day or 2 home alone. theres nothing quite as awesome as walkin around the house naked with no one around, or even expected to come around for the next 12 hours, with nothing better to do than fap whenever and wherever you feel like it...

living alone for the win!

although my blinds dont close all the way, so that could be a problem....
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#14
Quote by Zugunruhe
living alone for the win!

although my blinds dont close all the way, so that could be a problem....


i've yet to get my own place.
#15
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
so.... once?

That might be accurate...

But, just for the seriousness of the thread...

Probably like 6 or 7. It probably would have been more, but my girlfriend came over that night and... Fapping was unnecessary.
Quote by 1201ZJ
Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

Quote by EchoxOath
HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#16
I think Seth Dee Pitt owns that record. By an extreme level (damn horny writers).
#17
Quote by Zugunruhe
that person is lying.



Oh no I don't think so, this kid ****ed a pot roast, that's like beastiality/necrophiliac at the same time, I wouldn't put it past him to do it 24 times
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Quote by GuitarYay
Oh no I don't think so, this kid ****ed a pot roast, that's like beastiality/necrophiliac at the same time, I wouldn't put it past him to do it 24 times



were you there when he did? if not, he didn't do it. that is a person who desperately needs a girlfriend
#19
5 i think
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#20
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
were you there when he did? if not, he didn't do it. that is a person who desperately needs a girlfriend

Or at least a blow up doll...
Quote by 1201ZJ
Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

Quote by EchoxOath
HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#22
wow, the most i've done it is 4 or 5, and I thought that was high, but I guess i underestimated the pit
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Who's in a bunker?
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And the children first
And the children
#24
Quote by Nunwhxre 666
Or at least a blow up doll...



He has one, ****ed it with another guy they double teamed it, one in the mouth on in the pussy, I saw the video sadly
#25
Quote by MoogleRancha
Fucking a pot roast...most epic porn ever?

Unless his parents cooked the pot roast later and ate it... If so... Most epic fail ever.
Quote by 1201ZJ
Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

Quote by EchoxOath
HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#26
Quote by GuitarYay
He has one, ****ed it with another guy they double teamed it, one in the mouth on in the pussy, I saw the video sadly



find new friends. now.
#27
Quote by Nunwhxre 666
Unless his parents cooked the pot roast later and ate it... If so... Most epic fail ever.



Hahaha he neever threw it away, so I hear but they also never ate it


Quote by Lt. Shinysides
find new friends. now.


those would be my brother's friends, my friends are less ****ed up
#28
Quote by GuitarYay
He has one, ****ed it with another guy they double teamed it, one in the mouth on in the pussy, I saw the video sadly :Sad:

in a situation like this, everyone involved is probably gay.

listen to your feelings, you know it to be true.
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#29
Quote by Nunwhxre 666
Unless his parents cooked the pot roast later and ate it... If so... Most epic fail ever.


Most epic dinner ever.


For him.
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#31
4.
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#32
I think 4 or 5. I couldn't take it anymore, it was more pain than pleasure after that
#33
Quote by MoogleRancha
Most epic dinner ever.


For him.

Dad: Honey, this pot roast tastes like s.hit!
Son: Actually, dad... It tastes like d.ick.
Quote by 1201ZJ
Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

Quote by EchoxOath
HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#34
I think 3, wasn't feelin it, know what im sayin?
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#37
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
man all you guys are pussies. wtf is this "4" bull****. have you never had a rainy summer day at home alone?

wait a minute! thats not rain! thats not rain at all!
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#39
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
man all you guys are pussies. wtf is this "4" bull****. have you never had a rainy summer day at home alone?

Some of us don't like to fap excessively.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#40


i've never counted, but this is something i need to find out. sadly, i think our best days are behind us, when i first got going with the fap rap i was blowing it all day.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
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