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#1
Dancing. I just dont get it. I have never felt the urge to do it. I have never done it and wouldnt know how to anyway.
I have been to five 21st birthday parties over the last 6 months and always end up being the lone guy sitting at the table cos everybodies dancing-it pisses me off. I have never been to a club because what the fuc* would I do there? + the music is complete bullshi* 90% of the time and as soon as a song that contains a powerchord starts, the dancefloor clears.
Who else doesnt 'get' dancing?
#2
Sounds like a person girls never want to dance with.... Believe me, I don't like dancing either, but you'll have to do it. Girls love it. And if you ever want to do the horizontal tango, you'll have to learn to dance.
#4


Do this, girls will be all over you.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
Yeah i got the same problem, i'd still like to learn to just to.. yeah do the horizontal tango i also got the problem that if you havent learned to dance with a partner by teen years then you dont have much chance to learn without taking lessons, no way im doing that.
#10
Quote by Jacek.W
Dancing. I just dont get it. I have never felt the urge to do it. I have never done it and wouldnt know how to anyway.
I have been to five 21st birthday parties over the last 6 months and always end up being the lone guy sitting at the table cos everybodies dancing-it pisses me off. I have never been to a club because what the fuc* would I do there? + the music is complete bullshi* 90% of the time and as soon as a song that contains a powerchord starts, the dancefloor clears.
Who else doesnt 'get' dancing?

I feel you SO HARD here man...just learn how to move to the music first, and then just youtube different moves.
#14
Quote by NakedInTheRain
I feel you SO HARD here man...just learn how to move to the music first, and then just youtube different moves.



lolz same but my thing aint in dancin', lemme make the music people dance to?

same thing with the 90% bull**** music then the 10% everyone goes to get a drink or off to the bathroom...

**** today's youth! wish i was born earlier whaha
#15
PS, TS you're not supposed to dance with guys, that's why you don't have fun.
#16
Quote by wolvenrick
lolz same but my thing aint in dancin', lemme make the music people dance to?

same thing with the 90% bull**** music then the 10% everyone goes to get a drink or off to the bathroom...

**** today's youth! wish i was born earlier whaha


Back in the days when New Order was the big thing on dance floors...

Quote by mamosa
PS, TS you're not supposed to dance with guys, that's why you don't have fun.


Molson FTW! cwutididthar?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#17
Quote by wolvenrick
lolz same but my thing aint in dancin', lemme make the music people dance to?

same thing with the 90% bull**** music then the 10% everyone goes to get a drink or off to the bathroom...

**** today's youth! wish i was born earlier whaha


Man, you're cool.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#18
Quote by mamosa
Sounds like a person girls never want to dance with.... Believe me, I don't like dancing either, but you'll have to do it. Girls love it. And if you ever want to do the horizontal tango, you'll have to learn to dance.


this
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#19
I'm a shy guy. The only time i can imagine myself er,... moving my body is if iv got a guitar in my hands. -or i can rock out at a concert that has proper music
#20
Nobody dances anymore, they just have sex on the dance floor. So just go out there and get your johnson rubbed.
#22
I like to dance. But I also like having girls genitals rub up against mine. So...I guess we're not in the same boat
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#23
Quote by stinger12345
I like to dance. But I also like having girls genitals rub up against mine. So...I guess we're not in the same boat


do you know this band called Lonely Island?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#24
So people base who they **** on whether they can DANCE or not?

I mean, I've known this for a while, but when you say it out loud like that...

Wow, people are shallow.
#25
Back in the days when New Order was the big thing on dance floors...

i was more of the other side of the clubs dude...=P

when they had clubs were bands came to rock
disco's more **** than anything
#26
I've inherited my dad's dancing gene, he's a bloody loony when he gets pissed, the dancing on a table with his shirt off kind of drunk.

I love to dance when the dance floor is full, but my problem is that I headbang to anything and my neck is really sore in the morning. There are videos of me dancing on youtube
#27
Just have a drink, get to a point where you feel comfortable dancing, but not so hammered that you have trouble standing up, and there are alternative club nights (at least in my area) where they play indie, rock, metal, all that sort of thing, i really hate going into a club to hear ****ty dance music but i like the alternative nights.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#28
Quote by wolvenrick


i was more of the other side of the clubs dude...=P

when they had clubs were bands came to rock
disco's more **** than anything


your lack of perspective is disturbing.

New Order was Joy Division! I mean.. how can you...


...nah forget it.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#29
Quote by lukeylynch
So people base who they **** on whether they can DANCE or not?

I mean, I've known this for a while, but when you say it out loud like that...

Wow, people are shallow.


No. Girls love dancing. It isn't how well you can do it (that helps because they see you have a cool talent) it's that you do it with them. They enjoy it. Therefore, if you do it with them and they have fun, you're more likely to score. Now I am not saying I dance with girls to get in their pants, but whenever I danced with my girlfriends, I was doing it for them, not me.
#30
Quote by Jacek.W
I'm a shy guy. The only time i can imagine myself er,... moving my body is if iv got a guitar in my hands. -or i can rock out at a concert that has proper music


God, if you weren't so narrow-minded you might have a better time out.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#32
Mr Child In Time. I noticed on ur post that u dont dance cos ur hands are on fire-do people believe that? Is it a viable excuse? Can I use that?
#34
Quote by DirtyMakik
do you know this band called Lonely Island?

Ya I've heard of them...why?
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Warmoth Strat copy
Epiphone Hummingbird (FS!!)
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Fender BXR100
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#35
Quote by Jacek.W
Dancing. I just dont get it. I have never felt the urge to do it. I have never done it and wouldnt know how to anyway.
I have been to five 21st birthday parties over the last 6 months and always end up being the lone guy sitting at the table cos everybodies dancing-it pisses me off. I have never been to a club because what the fuc* would I do there? + the music is complete bullshi* 90% of the time and as soon as a song that contains a powerchord starts, the dancefloor clears.
Who else doesnt 'get' dancing?


1- Go to a club. So what if you dont like the music who gives a **** dont be a social retard
2- Its fun dancing. Il admit it at wedding receptions and **** its awful but if you go to a club and get lost in the atmosphere its awesome, and a very easy way to get girls
3-The dancefloor clears because you cant dance to the majority of powerchord music
#36
Quote by stinger12345
Ya I've heard of them...why?


This quote reminded me of 2 of their songs.


That's all.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#37
Quote by Child In Time
I do dance. I plan to dance this evening.


Just be carefull, dont burn anybody now...
#39
Also, with rock music playing 99.99% of the time its going to be a complete sausage fest which always sucks balls.

If you do go out with your friends dont dance like conjioned twins because theres nothign gayer than that. Seen a bunch of lads in my year dancing together in a circle 2 weeks ago..
Quote by sugar_daddy
I've danced in a cage before.

I was sober, it was porn night. I was in my dressing gown.

Yep.


. Link me up to these youtube videos already
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