Page 1 of 2
#1
I need some good prank ideas in order to get some revenge on the guys across the hall from me who though it would be funny to wake me up at 5 with some water balloons to my window. Any ideas welcome minus those involving death/castration.
Gibson SG Standard
Ibanez S2170FB
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
TEXAS A&M
#2
Death and or castration.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#4
Death by castration
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

Quote by kannon
this post has aids
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#8
If your willing to suffer for your art, poison yourself with laxatives and fill up some water ballons with what you shall produce and re-enact what he did to you
#9


(Invalid img)
The gear:

* Epiphone Les Paul Custom
* Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 String
* Fender Squier P Bass
* Blackstar Stage HT-60
* Original Crybaby
* EHX Small Clone
* Boss DD-3
Last edited by hendrixftw at Jun 29, 2009,
#10
laxatives by water balloons castration with death
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#12
i suggest chickenbombing their house:d
take a raw chicken, put it in an airtight plastic bag and fill up with some old milk
the chicken will ferment and then explode, leaving stinking chicken intestents everywhere
try hiding it in their houses or cars or something:d
#14
Force them to watch the film "Doomsday" somehow...

...can't think of much worse than having to watch that...again....
#17
Quote by sacamano79
Any ideas welcome minus those involving death/castration.



well im fresh out of ideas
My Fun Guitars
Fender Strat
Ibanez Rg-320

My Junk Guitars
Hondo II acoustic
Yamaha F-310
Jay Turser Les paul knock off of doom
#18
Fap into their shampoo bottle, fill every sink and bowl in the room with their food and pour water or milk in with the food, piss in their drinking glasses and throw their clothes out the window.

My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#19


Goh. I've posted this in another thread too. All you need to do is:

1) Put on a crash helmet.
2) Thrown yourself through his window like the diagram shows.
3) I guarentee it would be far worse than having water balloons thrown at your window.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#21
Hmm...noone's mentioned death or castration ; )

You could put wet paint on their toilet seat.

Put pudding (or poop) in their pillowcases.

Leave a rotten fish somewhere.

Put red or brown food dye in the back part of their toilet so whenever they flush, the water goes dirtier.

Hmm...
#24
Quote by Random3
Dick-in-the-box?


But if he decided he liked this prank TS would be ****ed in more ways than one.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#25
While he is sleeping, get a used condom, or put water and flour in one, make his bed a bit moist with warm water, then punch him in the ass. He won't wanna talk about it when he wakes up

Better done if he is drunk though :P
#26
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Deathstration

"That's an awesome song title, write it down. Oh wait, we already did that one."
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#27
Through rape alarms through their windows really early in the morning.
hello
#31
Suck his penis whilst he sleeps, he will be so ashamed of his homosexuality
#32
Quote by JackalUK
Suck his penis whilst he sleeps, he will be so ashamed of his homosexuality

Then put the picture on a powerpoint presentation and show it to

EDIT: Give them a chocolate cake you ejaculated into to 'bury the hatchet'.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Last edited by CTFOD at Jun 29, 2009,
#33
Quote by CTFOD

EDIT: Give them a chocolate cake you ejaculated into to 'bury the hatchet'.

Was that from an old thread?
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#34
Set up a MASSIVE amp up in their bedroom, but disguise it with like a box or something... then, in the early hours, go in to their bedroom, plug in the guitar...

And strike the most revenge-filled,sadistic and malicious powerchord you have ever struck.
Then run like **** cos they're going to kill you.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#35
Quote by CTFOD
"That's an awesome song title, write it down. Oh wait, we already did that one."

Where did that quote come from?

It actually would make a good song title though.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#36
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Where did that quote come from?

It actually would make a good song title though.

Metalocalypse.
Quote by titsmcgee852
Was that from an old thread?

I wasn't quoting anything, but knowing the Pit someone probably said something very similar at some point.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#37
Put Sodium Iodide in their toilet's bowl and Hydrogen Peroxide in their toilet's cistern, then wait until someone flushes the toilet. If you put enough in, it'll completely fill their bathroom up with foam.
#38
Quote by Jackolas


Job done.


Castration by Death, War, Famine and Pestilence

(those are the names of the four horsemen, right? )
#39
shaving an eyebrow, more water baloons.....
i don't know what kind of building your in, you know, noise and explosions....but some works toilet bowl cleaner and some alluminun foil in a pop bottle makes BANG!!!!
#40
Put thumbtacks under the soles of their shoes ... it's conspicuous and hurts like a bitch
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
Page 1 of 2