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#1
So yeah ill be home alone for a month what should i do under that month.

On my to do list are


1.Party
2.Drinking^1
3.Walking around in the nude
4.playing guitar^2
5.Beach
6.Games
7.Fap
8.Pub/Bar
9.knitting
10.Brew my own beer

Basically anything,But no Rape/Death suggestions..
So amuse me whit your witty ideas..
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Last edited by Nexium at Jun 29, 2009,
#2
Let me think..


.. wait no you got everything covered.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#3
house parties, bet you can't have one that lasts a month.....
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#5
I dont see fap on the list.

I am dissapoint
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#6
just have people round ALL the time. free house. have lots of alcohol lying about.
#7
runescape... do it!!!
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#8
Kid...i hate to tell you. Your parents just abandoned you. They just stopped loving you.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#10
I made my family disappear!

EDIT: By which I mean set up a bunch of elaborate booby(snicker) traps to catch some wanted criminals who just won't give up on robbing your place, despite sustaining serious physical injuries from an increasing number of failed attempts.
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#11
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Kid...i hate to tell you. Your parents just abandoned you. They just stopped loving you.


...PARTY TIME!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#12
Walk around the house naked while playing guitar with hammer-ons at while simultaniously fapping and drinking beer out of a beer hat.

Thats something epic.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#13
Quote by aradine
house parties, bet you can't have one that lasts a month.....


Quote by Gyzmoo
just have people round ALL the time. free house. have lots of alcohol lying about.



Quote by KirkMetallica
Walk around the house naked while playing guitar with hammer-ons at while simultaniously fapping and drinking beer out of a beer hat.

Thats something epic.



Hmm i think you guys are on to something here.
Put all that in a mixer and i think we have a winning concept here.


If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#14
Quote by Nexium
Hmm i think you guys are on to something here.
Put all that in a mixer and i think we have a winning concept here.




...Many people getting drunk,being naked, fapping (or fingering) and playing guitar with hammer-ons?


....its....its BRILLIANT [/ que diabolical laughter]

*muhahahaha*
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#15
Quote by Nexium

3.Walking around in the nude


I do that anyway.

Nearly got caught out when we were decorating and the net curtains had been taken down
#17
continuously fap in the area directly in front of your door (inside the house) so that when they come back there is a very large spot of dry cum.
Last edited by Chaosinborn at Jun 29, 2009,
#19
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Paint a giant penis on your roof


Great idea ill do that when i am all tanked up i mean the more dangerous it is the more fun right?


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HOOOOLD ON


Why are you going to be home alone for a month? Parents on vacation?

Also, buy lots of drugs.

Yeah they are leaving for vacation and i am staying home (by choice)
and ooh yes drugs


Then ofc all the boring crap Laundry,dishes cleaning Etc...
small things like that do some intonation work on the guitar and such.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
Last edited by Nexium at Jun 29, 2009,
#20
Turn the house into a giant puppet.
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#23
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Turn the house into a giant puppet.

family guy
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#24
Quote by LankeyDwarf
Turn the house into a giant puppet.


wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#25
Or... get some cannons (ebay?), knock holes in the walls, and make your house into a fortress. Your parents will be thrilled when they get back!
#26
Quote by Nexium

Great idea ill do that when i am all tanked up i mean the more dangerous it is the more fun right?

If you fall off the roof and die because you're drunk, I take no responsibility
#27
Quote by Gyzmoo
Or... get some cannons (ebay?), knock holes in the walls, and make your house into a fortress. Your parents will be fired upon when they get back!


Fix'd
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#29
[quote="'Sydal *[LFPE"]*']family guy

e-Cookie

My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#30
Get a ton of balloons and tie them to your roof.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#32
Set up some incredibly intricate, dangerous traps, but nothing fatal and wait for Joe Pesci. He will come, trust me.
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#36
What I would do if I had the house to myself for a month.

1. Work out a lot
2. Play loud music
3. Play loud music while working out
4. Fap
5. Play loud music while fapping

Wait...that's what I do anyway.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#37
If you can't cook then you may run into trouble.

This trouble being starving.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#38
Quote by Dawginator
If you can't cook then you may run into trouble.

This trouble being starving.


Cooking is no problem since i finished 3years of culinary school,and worked in restaurants.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#39
Buy lots of drugs and invite friends over.

Alternatively, find yourself a ladyfriend. Or several.
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