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#2
does it really need a thread?
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#4
I know some people who have it. Their main concern is that they don't have enough to do in quarantine (they're in Romania)
#5
Woah, woah, not three whole people?!?!?!

I knocked more than that off on my drive to work.
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#6
Shouldn't a 3rd of the population be dead by now based on the predictions?
#7
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....thats what she said
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#10
i dont really care, ive got enough supply of tamifluto survive like 10 pandemies
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#13
Quote by devit
i dont really care, ive got enough supply of tamifluto survive like 10 pandemies



Perfect opportunity then (if you are stuck indoors) to work on your English, Bro
#14
my granddad always said the british were pigs.

guess he was right.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#15
When you're in Africa, you'll see 3 people die within a minute.
So I don't think we have a problem.
#16
So f*cking what? People die.
Big f*cking deal..
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#17
Quote by Klswitch
Perfect opportunity then (if you are stuck indoors) to work on your English, Bro



u know english is not my mother tongue i do my best trying to get stuff to make sense but i woke up five minutes ago, im not really thinking right no0w


BTW whats the proper way of expressing what i did?
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#18
Quote by Demon Wolf
my granddad always said the british were pigs.

guess he was right.




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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Quote by Demon Wolf
my granddad always said the british were pigs.

guess he was right.




tell the old bastard to go listen to some abba and chill out
#21
Well, I may be shunned from this community, but I'll admit it. I had the swine flu. I felt like crap for three days and now all I have to do is look forward to coughing for a couple weeks. It's not bad at all. Don't hurt me....
#22
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some obviously excluded. like you, bill bailey and brian may.
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#23
Quote by devit
i dont really care, ive got enough supply of tamifluto survive like 10 pandemies

it would be: I don't really care, i've got enough of a supply of tamifluto to survive like 10 pandemics
#24
Quote by Knurlheim
it would be: I don't really care, i've got enough of a supply of tamifluto to survive like 10 pandemics



wit
#25
Quote by Demon Wolf
my granddad always said the british were pigs.

guess he was right.


Lol well I DO care about this kind of thing, UK ain't that far from where I live.
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#26
Some people once said that America will have a black president only when pigs fly. Well Obama is president and swine flu
#27
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Some people once said that America will have a black president only when pigs fly. Well Obama is president and swine flu


#28
Quote by buddyboombotz
Well, I may be shunned from this community, but I'll admit it. I had the swine flu. I felt like crap for three days and now all I have to do is look forward to coughing for a couple weeks. It's not bad at all. Don't hurt me....


Shuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn

He's sick! We can catch it through the internet, quarantine the bastard, it'd be better if he was in the fotb atleast they made their choice to die.
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#29
Quote by Jacek.W
Some people once said that America will have a black president only when pigs fly. Well Obama is president and swine flu



i should have found that more funny than i did
#30
Quote by Knurlheim
it would be: I don't really care, i've got enough of a supply of tamifluto to survive like 10 pandemics


No it would be: I don't really care, I've got enough of a supply of tamiflu to survive like ten pandemics.

It's also possible he meant to say pandemies, it's not uncommon to makle up your own words, it was simply a typo, quit looking for a reason to be a grammar nazi, it just makes you seem like a dick.
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#31
Quote by tayroar
No it would be: I don't really care, I've got enough of a supply of tamiflu to survive like ten pandemics.

It's also possible he meant to say pandemies, it's not uncommon to makle up your own words, it was simply a typo, quit looking for a reason to be a grammar nazi, it just makes you seem like a dick.



its not tamifluto its tamiflu to but i didnt press space between them anyways i wasnt far away from what the real sentence should be
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#33
In other news, thousands of people have died this year of the regular flu.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#34
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#35
Quote by tayroar
No it would be: I don't really care, I've got enough of a supply of tamiflu to survive like ten pandemics.

It's also possible he meant to say pandemies, it's not uncommon to makle up your own words, it was simply a typo, quit looking for a reason to be a grammar nazi, it just makes you seem like a dick.

Well no, if it was correct English it would be:

"I do not really care. I have a large enough supply of Tamiflu to survive about ten pandemics."

/anal
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#39
More celebrities have died in the last 3 days.

FACT.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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