Poll: Who would win in a fight?
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Pirate
22 31%
Ninja
36 51%
Samurai
13 18%
Voters: 71.
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#1
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The choices are:

Pirate

Ninja

Samurai

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#2
Me.
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#4
Pirate = guns
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Metacarpi
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#10
Ninja Pirate

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#11
No matter what fight, Johnny Depp will win it. Even if he's not a pirate. Johnny Depp always wins.
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Of all the samurai pictures in the world, you use a pic of Tom Cruise???

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Of all the samurai pictures in the world, you use a pic of Tom Cruise???

Yeah anyways, Ross Kemp



I just noticed
#17
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This "pirate"...


I see your Gwen Stefani, and raise you this samurai chick:

#18
wheres the option to vote for metacarpi
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#19
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Fuck you you representing samurai with Tom Thumb

hahahahaha I did that because I saw what you said in your Samurai thread lololol
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#20
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*pic that is a bit riskay*


She genuinely looks like she wants to kill someone - for the lulz, I assume! Scary Samurai stuffs!
#21
Chuck Norris

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#22
Given the examples you posted, Ryu would win hands down.

Though the Samurai/Ninja debate is everlasting because of the skills both posses, neither have a clear advantage.

Pirates are out though, they have no real skill whatsoever.
#24
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She genuinely looks like she wants to kill someone - for the lulz, I assume! Scary Samurai stuffs!


Not to mention:



You'd be gay not to vote Bushido now.
#25
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I see your Gwen Stefani, and raise you this samurai chick:



I raise you

#26
Well, it would come down between the ninja and the samurai, depending on the situation. Pirates generally have make shift weapons and aren't as well trained as a samurai or a ninja.

If the ninja caught the samurai sleeping or off guard the ninja would win. If the samurai knew about the ninja before the initial attack I'd give it to the samurai. Ninja's weren't warriors, they were assassins, samurai were a warrior class of people.
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Well, it would come down between the ninja and the samurai, depending on the situation. Pirates generally have make shift weapons and aren't as well trained as a samurai or a ninja.

If the ninja caught the samurai sleeping or off guard the ninja would win. If the samurai knew about the ninja before the initial attack I'd give it to the samurai. Ninja's weren't warriors, they were assassins, samurai were a warrior class of people.


Nice logic!
#30
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Nice logic!


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#31
Where is the poll option for Terminator?
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#32
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Nice logic!


except for the fact that pirates have guns AND a cutlass. If you have seen how real pirates fight you would stop caring about ninja's and samurai's

pirates ftw
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#35
Okay people PIRATES! they fight dirty, and they have guns. No matter what situation they are in they are witty and find a way out. PIRATES FTW
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#37
theres hope for the pirate if he is captain jack sparrow..no hope for the samurai if he is tom cruise..

pretty much any ninja can kick either of their asses..pretty much anyones ass..

except bruce lee or chuck norris.
#39
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I see your Gwen Stefani, and raise you this samurai chick:



yes on the asian chick..

hell no on the ugly chick from sin 2fast2furious.
#40
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except for the fact that pirates have guns AND a cutlass. If you have seen how real pirates fight you would stop caring about ninja's and samurai's

pirates ftw


Actually, only the extremely wealthy pirates had a gun and a cutlass, most of them just used tools from around the boat to fight with. Pirates weren't what hollywood makes them. Real pirates strength was in numbers and the fact that they would capture unarmed ships. Also their use of cannons to weaken an enemy ship. Guns were expensive as hell man, as were swords.
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