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OK, so I've just finished 6th form, waiting to go to university in september (hopefully either Cardiff or Aberystwyth), and need some money to pay for my phone bill and my guitar habit.

So, i've been asking around my mates who have been lucky enough to find jobs in this current economic climate, and talked to my mate in mcdonalds who said there was a job open. Sure enough, go on the online application thing and such... and, well. I GOT REJECTED FROM McDONALDS!!!

Such an epic failure... that's twice now ive been rejected from there, and i now think its time to walk around with a bag on my head.

So pit, feel free to have a laugh at my expense, offer words of consolidation and then laugh at my expense, or just throw some gasoline on a lit zippo.
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#2
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OK, so I've just finished 6th form, waiting to go to university in september (hopefully either Cardiff or Aberystwyth), and need some money to pay for my phone bill and my guitar habit.

So, i've been asking around my mates who have been lucky enough to find jobs in this current economic climate, and talked to my mate in mcdonalds who said there was a job open. Sure enough, go on the online application thing and such... and, well. I GOT REJECTED FROM McDONALDS!!!

Such an epic failure... that's twice now ive been rejected from there, and i now think its time to walk around with a bag on my head.

So pit, feel free to have a laugh at my expense, offer words of consolidation and then laugh at my expense, or just throw some gasoline on a lit zippo.


Everyone knows McDonalds only excepts the best and brightest
#4
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How the hell do you not get accepted at McDonalds?

Lol that's my question
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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#5
Maybe there wasn't a job open?
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#6
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Maybe there wasn't a job open?

Nah there was, and it still is...
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
#9
Friend of mine got rejected twice from two sperate Mcdonalds

Ive yet to look for a job but i can tell it will be full of fail
#11
someone with more work experience probably applied, and they hired them instead of you
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#12
Could be worse, TS.


You could work at McDonald's.

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#13
Story bro, Cool.
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#14
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#15
Sounds like you should join the military threadstarter. At least then you'll have a job.
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#16
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Could be worse, TS.


You could work at McDonald's.


Epic win. +1
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lulz, best name ever.

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#17
This thread fails. You try too hard
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#19
I got rejected from Target twice...

I think my ex-boss might be sabotaging me. Or maybe I'm just making excuses.
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#20
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someone with more work experience probably applied, and they hired them instead of you

5 different placings at 5 different companies with differing responisbilities in each within the space of 3 years. Somehow i doubt it was that... Anyway. Like on guy said, it could be worse (That's my favourite phrase ever - i even got it printed on my guitar in kanji!), i could be working in mcdonalds...


Ooooh life's good
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
#21
my neighbor got rejected there too because he wasn't bilingual
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#22
I've heard of worse (better?) fails than this. Try harder.
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#23
Whatever you do, don't tell your friends, they will make it into a running joke and it will last until you break contact.
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#24
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Whatever you do, don't tell your friends, they will make it into a running joke and it will last until you break contact.

Whups.

Nah i've already got one running joke going at the moment. And it's far worse than this one!
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
#25
Whoa... do I know you?
I'm thinking of Cardiff or Aberystwyth. Just going into yr13 though...
Don't worry too much, you'll be fine
Everything happens for a reason and all that!
I'm unemployed too... just keep trying!
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#26
that is sad.......sad.......sad.......im sorry but that is sad.....sad.....sad.....sad...........sad
#27
Steven Adler got kicked out of GNR for drugs. I think that is a pretty epic fail.
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#28
I got rejected from McDonalds, but only because I made a huge joke out of my application.
two and a half men.
#29
Wasn't the most epic failure of mankind the founding of McDonalds?

And then the epic failure that sugar in their fryer oil made their fries good.

And then the epic failure that people started developing heart disease and other health conditions because they engorged themselves on said french fries.

Then the epic failure that people were made aware of the sugar in the french fries, and still didn't quit no matter how bad it was for them.

Then the epic failure that people applied for the same job you were after to probably surrender themselves to the gluttonous idea that they could have those french fries for free if they just *****d themselves out to the labor assigned to them from the management accumulating minimum wages on an hourly basis.

Actually, wasn't the epic failure of mankind when the lonely African man made love to the baboon to cause the birth and spreading of HIV and AIDS?
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#30
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Actually, wasn't the epic failure of mankind when the lonely African man made love to the baboon to cause the birth and spreading of HIV and AIDS?

Ronald Reagan created AIDS in a laboratory four miles beneath Arizona and introduced it into the gay and black ghettos to keep the minorities down.
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#31
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Ronald Reagan created AIDS in a laboratory four miles beneath Arizona and introduced it into the gay and black ghettos to keep the minorities down.


This man is speaking the truth
#32
My friends brother got a job, apparently there is a practical in the interview! xD
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#33
Lol glad to see everyone's taking this in as light a vain as i am, now things don't seem too bad. Just had a look through some things i picked up from the job centre, and i'm now presented with an opportunity to work in julien graves. A health food store. Where i'll get biddies coming in for their weekly cod liver oil. I'll just be thinking of my amp and pedals to keep me there...

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Whoa... do I know you?
I'm thinking of Cardiff or Aberystwyth. Just going into yr13 though...
Don't worry too much, you'll be fine
Everything happens for a reason and all that!
I'm unemployed too... just keep trying!
x

Nah i don't know you, yet! Sorry lol i'm up here in gloomy north wales, and newport is somewhere i'd probably much rather be!

Up to do 3 year computer science, you?
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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#35
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You sir, should be king!!

I've never been given an accolade as such before!

Without trying to sound too obnoxious, may i sig it?
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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#36
i jus applied online after seein this...lets see how it goes
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#37
TS, I don't get it. Is the rejection the fail, or the application?
I think applying for a job at McDonald's is actually a bigger fail..
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#38
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is their anyway to take this awesomeness and add it to your smily list here on UG because this wins the thread no matter where you put it.
#39
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TS, I don't get it. Is the rejection the fail, or the application?
I think applying for a job at McDonald's is actually a bigger fail..

Hehe, both now you mention it i suppose
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


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"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
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