#1
Yes- I know you all have rituals you all do....
For example- I have a certain playlist I listen to whenever I wake up.

rituals can range from toast-fap.
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#4
I grab my guitar and play at least once whenever I'm in my room.
Also, I squeeze every woman's butt when I get the chance.
#5
i absolutely MUST be naked when im shaving my face in the morning.
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#9
I fap at least once a day, sometime around 4 AM.

Gotta keep that prostate healthy!


Or maybe I just need a girlfriend..
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#10
i from other thread.
i never verbs.
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#11
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every morning I sing the British National anthem while masterbating ferociously

I thought that was a legal requirement
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#12
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I never wear a shirt whilst taking a crap. Just feels wrong to me.

I thought I was the only one!

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every morning I sing the British National anthem while masterbating ferociously

Don't we all do that?
#13
I just have to breathe every few seconds. Sometimes even more. I think I'm addicted, but I just can't help myself
#15
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I never wear a shirt whilst taking a crap. Just feels wrong to me.

I cant take one without a shirt on. I feel weird. And i can't take craps right before, or right after taking a shower. It must be like 20 minutes before, or 20 min after, when i am dry and i feel dirty enought to go to the bathroom again.

oh, and all this crap reminded me of some troll i saw on yahoo answers yesterday
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090628170119AAqrkwb
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SI BUSCAS BANDA EN LATINOAMERICA O ESPAÑA, ENTRA AQUI
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#16
Very first thing I do when I get out of bed is scratch/adjust mah balls.
#17
Quote by WonderBagel
Yes- I know you all have rituals you all do....
For example- I have a certain playlist I listen to whenever I wake up.

rituals can range from toast-fap.
Begin.

Fap on toast.

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#19
shower, morning number 2.
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I'm bringing farts back!
#21
I feed my fish every morning. I've done that for at least 10 years (though the fish have changed over the years of course).
#22
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I slaughter goats and sacrifice virgins while bathing in the blood.

That's kind of a huge contrast with your avatar.
#23
Quote by ldnovelo
I cant take one without a shirt on. I feel weird. And i can't take craps right before, or right after taking a shower. It must be like 20 minutes before, or 20 min after, when i am dry and i feel dirty enought to go to the bathroom again.

oh, and all this crap reminded me of some troll i saw on yahoo answers yesterday
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090628170119AAqrkwb

i always crap before taking a shower
and i have to have guitar mag or something to read while im shittin'
#24
Buy food at college as early as possible, which is usually just before the lesson bell, thus making me late.
#25
Quote by ldnovelo

oh, and all this crap reminded me of some troll i saw on yahoo answers yesterday
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090628170119AAqrkwb


im not on yahoo answers but if i was i would say this:

"yes, celebrities poop, and not only that, but a lot of them put it in cd cases and make millions of dollars out of it!"
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#26
Me and my friends fondle each others nipples for good luck.
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#28
I remember I used to ALWAYS have to listen to music in the shower.
It was really weird.


UG DOES forgive, then eventually forgets





Luigi>Mario

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Anyone who sucks my dick is special.
#29
Quote by The_Casinator
:

Don't we all do that?

actually i sing the Polish national anthem
#31
Well, since it's summer....I usually wake up and jerk it, then I go do eat and walk my dogs outside, then I watch porn all day and play video games. Yup...sounds fun....
#32
a good number of this threads posters need to get gfs from the looks of things.
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#33
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a good number of this threads posters need to get gfs from the looks of things.


#34
Quote by jgbsmith
I thought that was a legal requirement



No its just frowned upon if you don't do it.

I have a cup of tea everyday, if i don't get my tea, then some-one gets cum in theres.
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#35
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No its just frowned upon if you don't do it.

I have a cup of tea everyday, if i don't get my tea, then some-one gets cum in theres.

nice