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#1
So, are there any arachnophobics out there like myself? All spiders in the world need to die. They're pointless and all the do is annoy us or scare the **** out of us.

Im not talking small, easy to crush spiders. I'm talking ****ing huge spiders. I personally have never come across one before, but I think if I did, I'd probably have a heart attack.

So that's basically why I'm posting. One day, I'm afraid that I'm gonna come across this huge ass tarantula or scorpion. Yes, I know it's the most unlikely thing in the world, but I'm seriously arachnophobic. In the event that I do encounter one (God forbid), what the **** do I do? Even if I'm with my parents on holiday or whatever, they're just as scared of killer bugs as I am.

How do I overcome this fear, Pit?
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#2
Many womens

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#4
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Yes, I know it's the most unlikely thing in the world


It's not unlikely you know, Black Widows are known to kill people even in their houses.
#6
Looooooooooool, I was just going to post a similar thread with a story from just 2 hours ago. Hang on, let me edit this post with the story

Ok:

I'm in a small boathouse overwatching all the boats with another guy. I'm writing this with trembling hands on my laptop and wireless internet... there are spiders everywhere. I was sitting outside an hour ago with my calm body resting against the old, wooden house. I was in a state of mental slumber and earned tranquility as I watched the summerclad sun go down over the harbour. I had just spent four hours on a train where my senses dulled from the monotonous shaking and pounding sounds from the train. I was giving thought to other times and the nightfall when I looked down the ground when the biggest horror I've seen so far decided to descend upon my location. I looked up and and before me was a sight that made my heart beat ever quicker, my eyes dialated... the largest spider I've ever seen was resting it's slithery body in the air just five inches from my terrorfilled eyes. I produced a large gasp when I looked into the eyes of the monster. I quickly jolted to the side where I was met with another vision of these octo-legged ancient tomb-guards. I jolted yet again to the side and towards the end of the bench I was sitting on and then, when I made sure the sight was clear, lunged forwards.

When I looked behind me the entire wall was covered in spiders of different sizes. Some big as my hand, others smaller yet still large enough to collectively make the wall seem moving. I am now inside the boathouse fearing for my mental health. What happened of my boatguard companion I cannot tell you, for the visions of his body draped in spiders still haunts me.
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#7
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It's not unlikely you know, Black Widows are known to kill people even in their houses.


I live in England. Black Widows don't exist here.
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#8
never in your life are you more than ten feet away from a spider at all times. just thought you'd like to know.
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#9
I can't say whether or not I'm full-on arachnophobia, but I absolutely run like a little bitch when I see a spider. I wasn't afraid of them at all we watched Arachnophobia in middle school. The same thing happened with my mom when she watched The Birds in school.

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never in your life are you more than ten feet away from a spider at all times. just thought you'd like to know.


Never in YOUR life are you more than ten feet away from SHUT UP.

You're*
#10
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I live in England. Black Widows don't exist here.

Answer 1.) ...yet.

Answer 2.) That you know of.
#11
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I live in England. Black Widows don't exist here.

Neither do banana spiders, but read this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7599561.stm

Edit: I'm actually arachnophobic too, and that article has freaked me out now. I didn't know spiders could hiss
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#13
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I live in England. Black Widows don't exist here.


Well, after i quick search I discovered that England has this:



Araneae, have fun.
#15
spiders serve no purpose huh


other than kill other, far more irritating insects like deer flies, and black flies. personally i love spiders since they help control insect population.
#16
Spiders are hella cool.
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#17
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Neither do banana spiders, but read this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/7599561.stm


I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#19
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spiders serve no purpose huh


other than kill other, far more irritating insects like deer flies, and black flies. personally i love spiders since they help control insect population.


ALL bugs need to die. If I were ruler of the world, the entire population of the planet would be ordered to take a sabbatical year or two to murder every bug that ever lived.

Yes, I know that's impossible, but hey, it would be worth a shot.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#20
My little brother used to claim he had arachnophobia and he'd have me kill any spider he found, but he'd run right up to tarantulas and try to catch them and hold them. Wtf? A tarantula could hurt you a hell of a lot more than a little wolf spider, although neither could kill you.
#21
I dont like spiders, but I'm not deathly afraid of them.

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#23
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I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.


It was worth it
Check out my guitar quartet composition The Lone Wolf and you will be rewarded! With a live wolf!

Are you a PROG-HEAD? I am.

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I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

#24
you might be scared of spiders, but be damn glad they exist, they eat insects that would otherwise swarm, just like snakes hunts rodents. Nature has this stuff worked out you know :P silly little phobia...


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#25
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My little brother used to claim he had arachnophobia and he'd have me kill any spider he found, but he'd run right up to tarantulas and try to catch them and hold them. Wtf? A tarantula could hurt you a hell of a lot more than a little wolf spider, although neither could kill you.




Isn't that a wolf spider? It looks like it could eat someones leg off.
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#28
Right, just edited my first post here with a story. It actually happened, I tell you that.
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#29
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Wolf spiders are harmless. Just a painful bite.


Yay for contradictions!
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#30
I have Anoraknophobia. I have no problems with spiders. But you put them in an Anorak and I freak out.
#32
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IN YOUR HOUSE, SCARING YOU!


No THAT is ****ing freaky! How the **** did you know I had a Line 6?

Now I have qsceszxdwaophobia.
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#34
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Yay for contradictions!


No bad side effects though. For example death.
#35
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No THAT is ****ing freaky! How the **** did you know I had a Line 6?

Now I have qsceszxdwaophobia.


Muwahaha

oh yeah, i timed my self doing that thing.

2 minutes for google the pictures, 2 to load PS, and 56 seconds to slap the thing together in the cheapest way possible.

so im open to anyone wanting to make a more 'detailed' version.
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#36
if you live in england why are you worried about spiders i doubt any of the ones you have there would be very bad

austraila on the other hand.........
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#37
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if you live in england why are you worried about spiders i doubt any of the ones you have there would be very bad

austraila on the other hand.........


Because I'm worried that one day I will come across one. I still have my whole life ahead of me, so the dangerous ones could make their way over in a matter of years. You should read the story that guy posted about the Banana spider. The damned thing actually hissed and tried attacking this guy. Scary ****.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#39
Quote by Led Pepplin
ALL bugs need to die. If I were ruler of the world, the entire population of the planet would be ordered to take a sabbatical year or two to murder every bug that ever lived.

Yes, I know that's impossible, but hey, it would be worth a shot.



someone has never heard of the food chain. bugs outnumber us 1 000 000 000 - 1, they go, we all go.
#40
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someone has never heard of the food chain. bugs outnumber us 1 000 000 000 - 1, they go, we all go.


Dude, I was joking.

You didn't seriously think I was being serious, did you?
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and i farted, it was really stink
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