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ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#3
holy christ...
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
Kensai
49ers
Join date: Jul 2006
4,147 IQ
#4
Lucky son of a bitch.
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DirtyMakik
has a cunning plan.
Join date: Jul 2007
291 IQ
#6
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OMFG

Is it actually enough to be called incest?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jun 29, 2009,
Early Cuyler
UGs Squid
Join date: Dec 2007
1,359 IQ
#9
i dont know to laugh or to puke.
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Free Downloads, Yo!
Corruption
Bringin' back hair metal!
Join date: Nov 2007
274 IQ
#10
Haha wow!
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You know something is wrong when you have to utter the words "I have ganja in my eye" to your mother...


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Aliens don't exist. I live on Mars, and I can assure you that there is no life here.



I hijacked this!
Iceman 420
UG's Poke-Penguin
Join date: Oct 2007
1,361 IQ
#11
Oh...my...GOD.
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KirkMetallica
Irishman Down Under
Join date: Apr 2009
1,472 IQ
#12
If the pit had children...
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


Knowledge
PRS and Gibson Expert.
Join date: May 2009
111 IQ
#13
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.
Gakbez
UG Newbie
Join date: Mar 2009
174 IQ
#17
I would'ny be surprised
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x_live4guitar_x
George Lynch=God
Join date: Nov 2006
204 IQ
#18
I figured reading the thread this was either something made up or a news story about some woman in jail. That's....holy ****. You put this in the pit? You have any idea what people will do with this? Lol.
23dannybhoy23
Calmed
Join date: Nov 2008
123 IQ
#20
That depressed me
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
Venice King
UG Monkey
Join date: Oct 2008
229 IQ
#23
Quote by Kensai
Lucky son of a bitch.

that was genius kensai...
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
funny_page
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2004
213 IQ
#25
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. youre looking at your mum in a different way now arent ya
billybusa
DOIN DAT FUNKY DANCE!!
Join date: Jan 2008
6,593 IQ
#26
Uhh, this is pretty old.

Like extremely old.

Funny (disgusting) nonetheless.
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All-riiight.
Sumthing Catchy
Registered User
Join date: Nov 2006
806 IQ
#27
The better question is...why were you looking up penis problems ?
Smile alot today... okay?
Led Pepplin
Herp Derp
Join date: Jan 2009
691 IQ
#32




This story is worthy of the 3x3 wtf stack. That is ****ed up **** right there.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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Shinozoku
UG Nerd
Join date: Aug 2006
1,227 IQ
#33
I smell an epic trolling

This story, while disturbing, is hilarious xD
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#36
Quote by Knowledge
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.


learn how to spell pedophile.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
will123456789
No more nails!
Join date: Apr 2007
487 IQ
#37
Quote by Knowledge
I think this is excuse number 5 in the Paedophile's handbook.

Excuse no.1 in the parent paedophilia handbook!


!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



Robino_Ibanez
fails at epic NPD's.
Join date: Aug 2007
679 IQ
#38
I'm sorta grossed out but it is acutally really sad and it's even sadder that half of you are laughing at this.
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katiodn
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
10 IQ
#39
pics or gtfo......no this is where i draw the line....eh what the heck, pics or gtfo