Does anyone else think Michael Jackson and Billy Mays were murdered?

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#1
I do.
There's a cult that killed them both.
I don't have proof, but I know it's true.
Do you agree with me?

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#10
It was Rick. He was annoyed he wasn't the popular meme anymore so he and the pear created a plot. Now Rick decided to work with /b/ to fake his death to gain popularity again.
#11
O_o

I heard MJ was pretty much on the edge of death since like 2 months...
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#12
its true
even if you don't believe
you should
cuz its true
i know it
im not crazy
why do u think im crazy
tom cruise is next
just wait and see
you laugh at me now
but wait
you won't be laughing in a couple of days
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I don't have proof, but I know it's true.

Sounds like someone just invented their own religion!
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#15
I think the democratic party killed MJ to distract people while they pass the largest tax increase in US history under the guise of cap and trade.

just kidding but it was killer timing

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#16
Someone got a hold of a Death Note obviously
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#17
Yes, because people had something to gain from their deaths.

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I was thinking the same thing. It actually contradicts the current evidence and expert testimonies...what else was it that shares those traits?
#21
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#24
so i'm the only one who believes that a mj and bm were killed by a cult?


well that sucks....

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I think the democratic party killed MJ to distract people while they pass the largest tax increase in US history under the guise of cap and trade.

just kidding but it was killer timing


killer timing indeed...
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#30
No, and quite frankly, **** Micheal Jackson anyway. He was never that damn good.
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#31
It can't be true. The only person who could take out Billy Mays was Chuck Norris, but he shaved his beard and therefore lost his powers. So Billy Mays was the only person who could kill Billy Mays.
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#35
He's not dead. His wife had found a mixture of Oxi Clean and Orange Glo in his car. Apparently she revived him with it and left a fake body, made of course fully out of mighty putty because it's easy with the green to white technology, laying on the ground to fake his death. He now resorts happily on an island in the pacific, where he snacks on mini burgers and wears a Snuggie all day long.
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