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#1
Today was probably the best day of my life.
I completed a 20 mile bike ride with my bros and dad.
The guy I like might just like me back for sure maybe, postivley, letmeusemywomanpowertoconfuseyou, possibly.
My bitch-ass of an egg donor actually tried to apologized for causing irreversible damage to my self esteem and general well-being by buying me a Marshall Combo amp out of the blue. I have a picture of it. But then she effed it up by getting piss drunk the moment she got back in her car (I have a problem with her drinking). So I didn't have to grovel and thank her.

Whats your best day EVER? Real stories.

EDIT: I also just killed off Madagascar!
Last edited by Kino Chan at Jun 30, 2009,
#6
Nov. 23, 1998.

OoT came out.

LAWLZ
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#7
Once, I fapped 15 times in one day, 'twas probably the best thing that ever happened to me


not really
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Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#8
Quote by imafool18
Nov. 23, 1998.

OoT came out.

LAWLZ

My little bro is such a nerd for that game. And he was born in '01
#10
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Once, I fapped 15 times in one day, 'twas probably the best thing that ever happened to me


not really

Well, what was the best thing that ever happened to you?
#11
Quote by Kino Chan
Why?
The things I found then. The things I believed then. The people (one person in particular) who I met that day. The carefree feeling I had. It was a taste of the childhood I never really had.


Also, I changed the date because I realized I was off by a week.
kill all humans
#12
Quote by Kino Chan
My little bro is such a nerd for that game. And he was born in '01

Your lil bro is cool.

And hey, I'll bet you like that game too...


If you don't, YOU WILL DIE!
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
Last edited by imafool18 at Jun 30, 2009,
#14
October 31st, 2005.

I met the most amazing girl in the world.

I'm a ****in cheeseball.
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Well this calls for a beer, Uncle-Dad Cletus!

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HAAAAA! Jokes on you! I high fived you with the hand i fapped with!
#15
Sometime a while ago, I hung out with my friends all day, and then we drove to a big cornfield maze where my girlfriend was.
The playground of the world
#16
Quote by imafool18
Your lil bro is cool.

And hey, I'll bet you like that game too.


If you don't, YOU WILL DIE!

I haven't played video games in 11 years.
#17
Yesterday... But I can't be arsed typing out why.

Just put it this way: If I wanted something to happen, it happened.
My Gear
Guitars
Cort VX-2V
Basses
Stagg BC300
Amps
Marshall JCM900 4100 DR
Marshall 1965A
Hartke HA3500 Combo
#18
Quote by Kino Chan
Should I feel flattered?

Flattered seems like the wrong word. How about honored?
#19
Quote by Jesstaa
Yesterday... But I can't be arsed typing out why.

Just put it this way: If I wanted something to happen, it happened.

First time doing anal.
#20
For me everyday is special but my birthday was when i first got my guitar
George Bernard Shaw


Hell is full of musical amateurs.
#21
Quote by Kino Chan
I haven't played video games in 11 years.


Stop at 11 years.

What, is there some kind of benefit from not playing video games?

WHAT AM I MISSING?!
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Yamaha Pacifica 112
Alvarez SLM
Orange Dark Terror
Orange PPC212OB 2x12 cab
Yamaha P-85 Keyboard
#22
Did you, or did you ****ing not take your sig, out of my sig?


And I do not have a rememberable good day. They all just blend together.

EDIT:
Maybe when TP came out. Or the new Modest Mouse album. Or the day I got my first guitar. Or the day I got my bass. Or the day I beat OoT. Maybe that one. I felt like such a ****ing man.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Jun 30, 2009,
#23
June 15, 2008
August 8, 2008
December 1, 2008

I can't really pick between them.
Seattle Seahawks


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#24
Quote by Jesstaa
Yesterday... But I can't be arsed typing out why.

Just put it this way: If I wanted something to happen, it happened.

So you hired an escort?
#25
january 22 2006

the day i first started playing guitar

changed my life
Grooving to the Music




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If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

The Dalai Lama
#27
Quote by Kino Chan
So you hired an escort?


Lol, that's like the one thing I needed.
My Gear
Guitars
Cort VX-2V
Basses
Stagg BC300
Amps
Marshall JCM900 4100 DR
Marshall 1965A
Hartke HA3500 Combo
#28
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
Did you, or did you ****ing not take your sig, out of my sig?


And I do not have a rememberable good day. They all just blend together.

EDIT:
Maybe when TP came out. Or the new Modest Mouse album. Or the day I got my first guitar. Or the day I got my bass. Or the day I beat OoT. Maybe that one. I felt like such a ****ing man.

I did not even know of your existence until now. But I am honored to have copied you. Even though I didn't mean it.
#29
Quote by Jesstaa
Lol, that's like the one thing I needed.

Back page of The Stranger and you've got many.
(It's an alternative newspaper here)
#30
Quote by Kino Chan
Back page of The Stranger and you've got many.
(It's an alternative newspaper here)
You live in Seattle? Me too!
kill all humans
#32
Quote by SGstriker
June 15, 2008
August 8, 2008
December 1, 2008

I can't really pick between them.

You best start explaining yourself boy.
#33
Wait.

Aren't you the 14 year old girl, born on the 4th of July, who got fisted in a rape gone wrong by a 15 year old boy with AIDs and now you are waiting results to see if you have AIDs before you start dating your new love interest?

I also noticed you like "The Jonas Brothers" and "Tokio Hotel" (the worst thing out of Germany since the Nazi Party)...so either a completely hyperactive teenage girl prone to being very emo and making up stories or a well played troll.


Also- how was it quitting video games at age 3 and a half?
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He is not amused.
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Last edited by Dwight Schrute at Jun 30, 2009,
#34
On my 16th birthday when my dad gave me the keys to his Corvette.
Because deep down, I know you want to:

My Youtube Channel

Constructive criticism is always welcomed.
#35
The day i met a very special girl named Rachel....
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A wild asshole appeared!

fearofthemark used GTFO

the june 09'er fled!


Rip Heavens Gate
#36
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You live in Seattle? Me too!

oh my god. high five.
I actually live across the water in KitCo by the base, but I'm in Seattle a lot.
If you see the kid on the bike with the jersey that says "/b/ike***s, report in" thats me. Or the idiot getting jumped by metal-monkeys.
(Sorry, am very excited)
#37
Quote by Dwight Schrute
Wait.

Aren't you the 15 year old girl who got fisted in a rape gone wrong by a 15 year old boy with AIDs and now you are waiting results to see if you have AIDs before you start dating your new love interest?
Also- how was it quitting video games at age 3 and a half?

yes.
Thank you for reminding me of a fact I was trying to push away for the time being and maybe enjoy myself and my new marshall amp instead of panic attacking. I really appreciate it /sarcasm.

Fuuu-
My new day is ruined.

I picked it up once and thought they sucked.
#38
Quote by Kino Chan
yes.
Thank you for reminding me of a fact I was trying to push away for the time being and maybe enjoy myself and my new marshall amp instead of panic attacking. I really appreciate it /sarcasm.

Fuuu-
My new day is ruined.

I picked it up once and thought they sucked.



*looks at Profile*

*notices "metal is a terrible genre" in your mood at the moment*

Troll.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

Last edited by Dwight Schrute at Jun 30, 2009,
#39
Quote by Kino Chan
oh my god. high five.
I actually live across the water in KitCo by the base, but I'm in Seattle a lot.
If you see the kid on the bike with the jersey that says "/b/ike***s, report in" thats me. Or the idiot getting jumped by metal-monkeys.
(Sorry, am very excited)


Lol I'll keep an eye out. I'm at the UW currently, but I don't have any distinctive shirts so you'll just have to use your intuition.
kill all humans
#40
Quote by Dwight Schrute
*looks at Profile*

*notices "metal is a terrible genre" in your mood at the moment*

Troll.

Hey, thats your opinion. I don't think I'm a troll.
Maybe I don't like metal, I enjoy pop music, can get emo, and had a few bad breaks.
Don't be all butthurt/assuming thats I'm just a hyperactive teen girl.
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