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So about 10 minutes ago I was cleaning my bathroom when this HUGE ass spider comes out of nowhere, well he was big for where I live about dime sized. At first I left him sitting there on the wall going about my duties thinking that he would leave by the time I got to the part of the bathroom, so I cleaned a bit longer slowly working my way to over by the toilet and there he is in the exact same place. I took it as a challenge and used the weapon nearest to me, my rag...my flyswatter was to far away or in this case it would have been called a 'Spider Destroyer' by the time I was done with it but since it was too far away I used my rag. So I coil up my rag like you would a towel to whip someone and whipped it off the wall, I missed the first 2 times cause I fail but he didn't get away! The third time was the charm and now alls that's left of him is some guts on the wall and part of his body.

Just thought I'd tell you guys, pics in about 2.5 minutes of the guts and the spider.


EDIT*
Guts...



The rag was pretty gross cause I guess I don't clean behind my toilet where the body was, I should probably start doing that
Last edited by GuitarYay at Jun 30, 2009,
#2
Congratulations, you killed a spider.

You win the internet.

Better yet, no, here's my girlfriend. She's bi. Have good time.

Dammit, no, that isn't good enough. Here's my cat. It's bi as well. Close the door.

Actually, no, don't. Have my first born child.

Actually, no, don't. You just killed a spider.

That's reward enough as is.

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Last edited by WyvernOmega at Jun 30, 2009,
#3
I am so proud of you. OMG. My praises rain down on you.
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#4
cool story


bro

edit: i dub the spiderbane

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everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#5
Ew.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#7
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#11
Damn dude, Karma is going to **** you real hard.


Those pics you promised?
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#12
I killed a hobo spider with my foot, and didn't develop necrosis. I win.

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#13
You've overcome my biggest fear, sir.

I give you the praise smiley, but I can't be bothered.
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#14
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#15
You think a dime-sized spider is huge? Wanna come see what I got in my basement?
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#19
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????

line 6 spiders, they suck
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#20
There's a thread for this, no need to make a new one.

But as long as you have pics, I don't care.
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#21


only thing i could find that was remotely close to it
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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#23
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line 6 spiders, they suck

ooohhhh.... unfortunately thats all i have and all i can afford
#24
"pwnted"


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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#26
You killed a spider the size of a dime?


I eat spiders twice that size.
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#27
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ooohhhh.... unfortunately thats all i have and all i can afford



It's kays me too, I'll be pwnting that soon enough to once I can afford a new amp
#29
I thought you were talking bout the line 6 spider. Anyways, the first pic looks like an ass
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#30
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It's kays me too, I'll be pwnting that soon enough to once I can afford a new amp

im thinking a Satriani signature series peavey amp.
#31
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ooohhhh.... unfortunately thats all i have and all i can afford

no offence intended with the "they suck ass" joke dude
#32
Quote by WyvernOmega
Congratulations, you killed a spider.

You win the internet.

Better yet, no, here's my girlfriend. She's bi. Have good time.

Dammit, no, that isn't good enough. Here's my cat. It's bi as well. Close the door.

Actually, no, don't. Have my first born child.

Actually, no, don't. You just killed a spider.

That's reward enough as is.




Beautiful. ಥ_ಥ
#33
I killed a quarter sized spider yesterday. I am looking at his dead body now. I put it next to my laptop so that I can see that it is still dead.
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#34
Haha wow... TS is a doucher.
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#35
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#36
By the thread title I thought it was gonna be a story about throwing a Line 6 Spider out the window of a 5 story building or something.

I one-upped you the other day, though. There was a spider the size of a quarter up on the wall near the ceiling, and I shot it down with a rubber band on the first shot.
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#37
i killed a rabid mutant alien bear with a toothpick.

EDIT: oh, also, it was the size of godzilla.
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i killed a rabid mutant alien bear with a toothpick.

EDIT: oh, also, it was the size of godzilla.


pff, you little lying bastard, bears are immune to toothpicks

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