#1
We're having major problems with out what-we-wish-would-be former bassist. This chick is actually crying because we won't give some guy in Dubai Two GRAND so he can live with her and play in out band. And we're arguing that Bass and guitar are not the same thing. She's looser than a wizard sleeve and comes to practice piss drunk (Sh'es a year older than me btw). We told her she couldn't play with us, but nonetheless, she still shows up at practice and does not leave.
How do we get her to GET OUT and stay out? Any ideas?
#2
Lock the door and don't tell her the password. Or find a new place to practice and don't tell her
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#3
Rape her.

No lol find a different place to practice that she doesn't know about.


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#5
move far away, restraining order, lasers, shark tanks, sharks with lasers...

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Lock the door and don't tell her the password. Or find a new place to practice and don't tell her

Thanks, I don't know why I didn't think of that.
Must be because I used to play bass myself (haha)
#7
Just don't let her in the building.
Get a restraining order?
Find a new bassist and tell her she's been replaced.
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move far away, restraining order, lasers, shark tanks, sharks with lasers...

lasers with sharks?
Is that okay too?
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lasers with sharks?
Is that okay too?


yeah or load sharks into a rail gun...that would be the most badass weapon is history

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yeah or load sharks into a rail gun...that would be the most badass weapon is history

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#14
If you practice on private property then she's trespassing which is against the law so the police could take her away!
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Call the cops. Seriously.

Brilliant.
If she finds out our new place to practice, I will do that for sure.
Thanks for the advice
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yeah or load sharks into a rail gun...that would be the most badass weapon is history


This... or what everyone else has said. Find a new place, don't tell her, if she finds out call the police, etc. etc.
#17
As I see, you live in the US, so you can buy guns when you want to... I guess you know where I'm going, put up a system at your door that when the camera sees that she's entering the building where you practice, the system shoots her...
You claim you don't know what happened and why someone would kill her, because she was lovely...
You win, you're forever rid of here
Nobody will notice right?
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Seriously now, just say that you don't want her anymore, if it doesn't work, just get a different practicing area, or practice on other times than usual, or lock the door when everybody but her is there...
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#18
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She flat out ignores me when I say that.
Get the band together and ALL tell her - together. Straight. Then if she turns up to your next practice all (together) tell her to leave.
#19
Burn her house down, she will have other problems to deal with.
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#21
Sharks, with lasers on their freaking heads.

Can I have her number? She maybe my soulmate.
#22
Pay someone to break her fingers.


So she cant play bass, and just plain won't mess with you again.
#23
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Sharks, with lasers on their freaking heads.

Can I have her number? She maybe my soulmate.
And therein lies the real answer. Threaten to give out her number to the internet unless she backs off
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#24
She shows up to practice drunk? Thats your problem. When my friend ( also a chick) is drunk. she just disregards anything you say if she doesnt want to hear it, puts it out of her mind and wont even remember it the next morning. Tell her when she's sober, then see her reaction.
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#25
ROFL
these replys are so good xD

Seriously though, tell her to get the **** out of your prac area and if she doesn't move, you can result to physical Vio-lence....
#27
Anyone here remember malcolm in the middle:
Hal: "Reese surrounded by 6,000 pounds of steel and 20 gallons of explosive fuel. It's like giving a shark a submachine gun!"
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#29
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Just tell her to get the **** out. How hard is that?

I agree two magical words F**k off
#31
She's a girl... and I'm assuming the rest of the band is made up of guys....


Do the manly thing to do and pick her up and move her.