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#1
Have you ever beat your dad beyond belief? All the time whenever people see me they're like "wow, you dad better watch himself you're going to pass him up" and all this crap. I don't really care, it's not a big deal since he isn't all that good anyway. It's still funny though, but what pisses me off about it is that he pretends to have all the credit "I taught you everything you know" Bullshizzle. I've taught myself shet.

Has this happened with anyone?

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#3
...what?
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#4
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#5
Me and my dad beat eachother off on a regular basis. like, we'll take turns, like one starts until the other one comes, then the other, or else we'll do it untill we're both about to cum and then finish ourselves.
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...what?


exactly what i was thinking
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#8
Yes...?


...wait, what?
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#9
... like physically? Because if that's the case, I'm going to have to go with no. I have never beat my dad.
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In Canada, we beat the beaver! CHYEAH BABY!
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#13
Well, by all means, if he was a major contribution in creating you, I think he'll take credit for teaching you all you know. You wouldn't be able to learn if you weren't alive, now would you?
#14
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Me and my dad beat eachother off on a regular basis. like, we'll take turns, like one starts until the other one comes, then the other, or else we'll do it untill we're both about to cum and then finish ourselves.


Yep... this pretty much takes the cake for the response I expected upon opening this thread.
#16

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In America, dad sexually abuses you


In Canada, we beat the beaver! CHYEAH BABY!


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#17
Well, seeing as I am an absolute noob at all sports except football (soccer) it's usually a fair match...though he is better than me at tennis or basketball I'll give him that, seeing as I never play those sports and he used to a lot / still does...I play in a football team so thats an easy win for me
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#18
"P.S. if your avatar is involves an ugly blue guy don't post, it's a high offense in all countries besides Chile."

uhh what the hell are you talking about?
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#22
Wow everybody thought it was actually phsyical fighting... I was talking about guitar, how else would you take credit for music? X_X
#23
I beat my dad yesterday. I just annihilated his ass. He had the Boardwalk and Illinois Ave. and Marvin Gardens yet I still beat the living hell out of him. Bitchez don't know about my Electric Co.
#24
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I beat my dad yesterday. I just annihilated his ass. He had the Boardwalk and Illinois Ave. and Marvin Gardens yet I still beat the living hell out of him. Bitchez don't know about my Electric Co.


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#26
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Me and my dad beat eachother off on a regular basis. like, we'll take turns, like one starts until the other one comes, then the other, or else we'll do it untill we're both about to cum and then finish ourselves.



your just obsessed with sex arent you? lol
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"P.S. if your avatar is involves an ugly blue guy don't post, it's a high offense in all countries besides Chile."

uhh what the hell are you talking about?



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#29
My dad is an engineer and an electrician, I want to be a writer and artist, we have very little to compete over. I have no need to try and beat him at anything, we're so different too, that it would be impossible.

He's told me so many times too that he hates this whole attitude many father's have in taking credit for their son's achievements, and still trying to be better than them, and I agree with him.
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#31
LOL my dad runs like a martial arts training course a coupla nights a week, and I'm a complete pussy, so no, I know nothing like this.

Only in like pop culture knowledge and stuff can I beat my dad
#32
If my dad knew karate I'd learn all that **** everyday. Kicking people in the head ftw.
#34
Na not my dad

My Mum on the other hand beats me 3 times a week
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#38
Nope, my father is a white whale, I have yet to catch him though, but I will give my life to defeat him...he took my leg.
#39
I'm more intelligent than my dad, I'm more politically aware than my dad, I'm less violent than my dad...
I exceed him in a lot of stuff. The only thing he has that I don't is the work ethic of an illegal Mexican.
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