#1
Does playing a more emotional style of guitar (Blues, Jazz, Soul) give a slight advantage in bed?
#2
slight? nobody wants to **** a shredder. nobody. girls don't care about technical skill. every girl on the planet however appears to want to **** john mayer.
#4
Dude, haven't you read the slightly larger thread that is active right now?


On a side note.

I do not think it will improve your ability to ****.
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#6
Playing guitar = increased finger skill.
Increased finger skill = better at catching objects she's throwing at you after you woke her up while coping a feel.
#7
Well of course, you thought all that practice on your fingers would only be useful on a fretboard?
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#9
You've gotta be joking right?

My ex used to complain that my left fingers had too many clauses so she didn't like being fingered by my left hand, but felt that fingers on my right hand were not as dexterous as the fingers on my left hand. WTF
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#11
i think all it takes to be good in bed is to use a good guitar face
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Well, unless you're playing guitar by thrashing your dick around the strings I see no application of guitar technique to sex.

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#16
Jimi and Jeff Beck got **** tons of poon back in the day.

Nuff said.
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#17
If you wanna get in a girl's pants, just play and sing this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAfxi_5jOaM
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#18
it totally does.
as long as you play guitar when you shag.
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#19
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You've gotta be joking right?

My ex used to complain that my left fingers had too many clauses so she didn't like being fingered by my left hand, but felt that fingers on my right hand were not as dexterous as the fingers on my left hand. WTF


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#21
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Sounds like my Saturday night


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#24
seriously, the answer is no. playing guitar doesn't have anything to do in sex skill. i don't think fingering in guitar can help in fingering the girls.
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