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So I was in my parents room before, and I walked past their kitchen(we have 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms, etc, but we use the downstairs one mostly, not theirs), and I noticed something peculiar. Are my parents worshipping technology?! Is this the CHURCH OF THE MACHINE?! I swear, I did not move anything around in this pic.

#2
Looks like they place religious icons around your kitchen, which is the location of technology. So, I'd say they're just worshiping Jesus.

Jeff Mangum would be quite proud, though.
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no, your parents are just the average deluded christian with bad taste in electronic equipment.


and does anyone else think that fridge looks like an amp stack?
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those are some nice drawers you got there. is that oak?
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If I had a mini-fridge in my room, I'd never ever leave.

And yes, they are worshipping it. Eventually, they'll replace all the crosses and pictures of Jesus with pictures of microwaves and refrigerators
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Is this the CHURCH OF THE MACHINE?! I swear, I did not move anything around in this pic.


That's a good Symphony X song.

Also, no.
#12
Wait a minute, I think I Jesus on your cross, like on toast and a dogs arse it may be worth a lot of money!
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no, your parents are just the average deluded christian with bad taste in electronic equipment.


and does anyone else think that fridge looks like an amp stack
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You should too, we're all slaves to the big machine...
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are you drunk or something? ive been having trouble reading your posts all night.
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#18
theyw are jjstu chrustuisn like 2 billsoin others


I aaggree corclock I tink thy shuld jst not maid thrd bout dd chirstktains shti.


And on topic. I am Christian, and I would not have whatever that pink thing is any where near my ****ing house. Creepy.

And what? 2 kitchens? 2 living room? You play it off as nothing, but are you ****ing rich?
EDIT: I love how Jesus(In the pic) is staring at the microwave.
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Maybe they are really fat and converted the house to have 2 kitchen, 2 living rooms, 1 bedroom and a toilet
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I aaggree corclock I tink thy shuld jst not maid thrd bout dd chirstktains shti.


And on topic. I am Christian, and I would not have whatever that pink thing is any where near my ****ing house. Creepy.

And what? 2 kitchens? 2 living room? You play it off as nothing, but are you ****ing rich?
EDIT: I love how Jesus(In the pic) is staring at the microwave.



What pink thing are you talking about? And no, I dont think we are rich
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What pink thing are you talking about? And no, I dont think we are rich

not rich? with a microwave and a mini fridge? i doubt that very much.
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not rich? with a microwave and a mini fridge? i doubt that very much.



I dont think mini fridges are that expensive, are they?
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I dont think mini fridges are that expensive, are they?

maybe not if you have connections within the government. its damn near impossible for the working man to get one, unless he sells his body to fat chicks.
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#32
maybe, just maybe, your parents, being somewhat sensible people and of christian faith, and of course only want the best for you, have decidied that they are sick and tired of your satanist actions and behaviour. they may have decided, undoubtedly after long discussion, that the only way to make a heathen like you repent would be to completely suffocate you in items promoting the christian faith, and since placing them near your bed or the computer would certainly blow their cover, they placed them near the microwave, somethin you are sure to use.
this shows your parents love you a lot...they want you to be a happy little bunny and go to church with them..
or, personally, even though it isnt as reasonable as the above theory, they do worship a machine like jesus...