#3
Cause everyone knows that once you fail at politics you challenge the President to a race.

Seriously.. that woman. She makes me chuckle.
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#6
The 2 reasons she would fail:

1. She's a woman
2. He's Black
#7
Quote by DosMos
The 2 reasons she would fail:

1. She's a woman
2. He's Black





Well we'll never know. As far as we're concerned, she jogs everyday in 2 feet deep ice. Who knows what the hell those Alaskans are up to.
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The 2 reasons she would fail:

1. She's a woman
2. He's Black


this.

isn't the guy part kenyan??????

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#10
Barack Obama - a black man who plays sports in his free time to relax and de-stress, who's father was a Kenyan.

Sarah Palin - a white mother of 5 who's a hockey mom. But I bet she'll beat him because she's a true blue American!
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#11
Maybe she can, but Sarah Palin can't make Obama 'go away'.
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#13
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The 2 reasons she would fail:

1. She's a woman
2. He's Black



Fixed.
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#15
Or you know, Obama could just get driven to the end of the race in an armoured Cadillac instead of all that running. Because he won the presidency.

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#16
Quote by Hasok
this is why most of ppl hate USA
stupid news

Political news ain't that far off here either. It's pretty much all relationship gossip or some sh*t. Our last foreign minister resigned after a text message scandal with some ugly ass blonde "exotic dancer".



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#17
the 3x3 lol/facepalm stack is the only thing fitting to anything that moron says.



God if John won and then died of old age at some point I would kill myself. I can suffer through a John McCain term but that inbred moron would screw us to the point of no return.
#18
There is only one way to prover her wrong, set up the race.

That would make a great opening event to whatever athletics events you americans have on.
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Quote by Hasok
this is why most of ppl hate USA
stupid news


Yet it is off of a British news site.

EDIT: Unless of course people just started adding ".co.uk" to the end of their URLs, I didn't really even click the link.
#21
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Yet it is off of a British news site.

EDIT: Unless of course people just started adding ".co.uk" to the end of their URLs, I didn't really even click the link.



some1 cares about Palin outside USA?
serious question....
#22
Quote by Simsimius

Fixed.


Lol I find that funny and I'm a girl Men do run faster than women, meh
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#23
you know what I think? I think McCain lost not because people didn't like him, they didn't want to take the chance of him croaking and havin Palin as president
#24
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There is only one way to prover her wrong, set up the race.

That would make a great opening event to whatever athletics events you americans have on.



yeah! like baseball, superbowl or kickin puppies!

i have a feeling she could take him though...
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#25
She'll go away if you people stop friggin talking about her
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#26
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She'll go away if you people stop friggin talking about her

Basically this. But still...
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#27
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Well we'll never know. As far as we're concerned, she jogs everyday in 2 feet deep ice. Who knows what the hell those Alaskans are up to.

Spying on the Russians from their decks?