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#1
My mother once told me: 'you are too young to think about sex. Well, you can think about it, just don't do it at all'
A couple of weeks ago I did have sex for the first time and it went really, really bad
Sooo.. I should have listened to her.. Right?
#2
Always.
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#3
If we didn't, the human race wouldn't exist.
Your mum is wrong.
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#6
Durr, moms are always right.

Except when they want to massage your j-shaped penis.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#7
no. experiment until it starts to feel better. Unless you're under 16, in which case i didnt say anything.

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#9
Do it when you think your ready.

And I mean you actually think you're ready. Not when you THINK you're ready.

Get me?


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#10
17... you're ready
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#11
2nd Sig, Look you shall...
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#14
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But I know my boyfriend for 4 years, I guess we're ready

Oh you're a girl...

You should wait for marriage. I don't want any other guys scoring if I'm not getting any.

I am getting some though.

Except she could be pregnant... oh well


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#15
not till ur 24, the human brain is not fully developed until about that age, same goes for instincts , and the sensitivity of the genitalia.


make sure you don't go straight into sex either, just make-out for a while before to,,oil up the works..
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Last edited by shanchett99 at Jul 1, 2009,
#17
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But I know my boyfriend for 4 years, I guess we're ready

You're 15, no you aren't.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#19
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Why did it go "really really bad"?
>_>

This

But I'm guessing it just hurt her lots.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#22
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I'm not gonna tell you that -.-

Then why post the thread if you aren't going to give any necessary details?
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#28
Quote by Niiky
It kinda hurt, so I kept telling him to stop -.-

That's it? What a let down.

I was hoping for something more.. epic.
Like his wang snapping or something
#29
OMG OMG OMG OMG
girl in the pit!

may we have pics of you?
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#30
Quote by Niiky
It kinda hurt, so I kept telling him to stop -.-


Oh, you're female?!

Anyway, as I said, you should have listened.
Just wait.
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#31
Quote by Niiky
It kinda hurt, so I kept telling him to stop -.-

Is that it? That's normal first time. It's called your hymen breaking.

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That's it? What a let down.

I was hoping for something more.. epic.
Like his wang snapping or something

AAAAH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRUNK ALL THAT MILK ITS EXPLODING OUT OF ME
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Last edited by CTFOD at Jul 1, 2009,
#32
Quote by Niiky
It kinda hurt, so I kept telling him to stop -.-

Isn't that normal for the first time a girl has sex?
The hymen is being broken.
#35
Quote by sam b
That's it? What a let down.

I was hoping for something more.. epic.
Like his wang snapping or something

i actually laughed


im so sigging this
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#37
sex is like playing a banjo.

its not too good when you start, and isn't really accepted by people.
But once you learn how to play, and you know your instruments right, it gets funner to play it.
Untill you play too much and you get known as the local banjo player, if ya know what i mean.
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#38
Quote by Niiky
It kinda hurt, so I kept telling him to stop -.-

Did he stop...?


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#40
Who's first time was actually good? I think you'll be fine TS, your mum is not worth listening to.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
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