#1
Ever needed to burp and you couldn't?

I was drinking some grape juice + water and I felt a burp in me. But there was no carbination so it was stuck insde me
I kinda felt like choking...... till i burped and all was good
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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#3
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I like getting lots of bass and projection to my burps.


Nice
Wonder if you can run your burps through an effects pedal
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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#4
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Nice
Wonder if you can run your burps through an effects pedal


I did this when I ran a mic through my amp

Delay/pitch shifter+burps=hilarity
#5
the first girl I dated could burp on command, it was pretty arousing.

And the last girl I dated could burp louder than me, even more arousing.

mmmmm
#6
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Nice
Wonder if you can run your burps through an effects pedal


You can burp into your guitars pickups, and you can hear it thru your amp.
#7
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the first girl I dated could burp on command, it was pretty arousing.

And the last girl I dated could burp louder than me, even more arousing.

mmmmm


nice!

I like girls who can fart properly - then I can tell them it smells nice to make them happy.
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nice!

I like girls who can fart properly - then I can tell them it smells nice to make them happy.


How do you fart properly?
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nice!

I like girls who can fart properly - then I can tell them it smells nice to make them happy.


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#13
Burping is kinda risky though. I know a guy who tried to burp 30 times in a row, ended throwing up stomach acid.
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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#14
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Aw.


lol dude, sorry to say that but I have never called anyone a 'hilly billy' before.

it felt pretty good, it make me laugh lol.

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lol dude, sorry to say that but I have never called anyone a 'hilly billy' before.

it felt pretty good, it make me laugh lol.



Especially since you read that I live in Texas, nice.. Made me laff, too.
#16
on a slightly related matter; has anyone ever noticed that when you barf a bit in your throat, you HAVE to announce it to someone?
WONGA!
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I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#18
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nice!

I like girls who can fart properly - then I can tell them it smells nice to make them happy.


The last girl I date also farted more than me..at least when we were around each other. It was never really pungent or anything just..well w/e I didn't really care.

although this one time she was sitting on me and she farted and I could feel it in my urethra : /
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on a slightly related matter; has anyone ever noticed that when you barf a bit in your throat, you HAVE to announce it to someone?


Isn't that a Michael McIntyre joke?
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#20
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Isn't that a Michael McIntyre joke?

might be, who's that?
WONGA!
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I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#21
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You can burp into your guitars pickups, and you can hear it thru your amp.


you can also put small speakers playing music next to your pickups and hear it as well. such as your phone and **** like that
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#22
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might be, who's that?


A comedian. He talks about it, calls it the "mini sick" I think.
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you can also put small speakers playing music next to your pickups and hear it as well. such as your phone and **** like that


I put my GBA next to my pickups so I heard Pokemon music. Really cool.