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So, I'm helping out at this summer school and I've been asked to bring by guitar in and play for a bunch of 5th graders. Thing is, they pretty much don't know music except pop. The only way they would recognize a song is if it was by like the Jonas Brothers. What are some cool songs little kids would like that are fairly easy to learn?(like I can learn them before tomarrow)
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thunderstruck that will make em flip out
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Black Label - Lamb of God

Make them do the wall of death
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Just play whatever the hell you want.


yeah their kids they like just about all guitar music
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Play them the song you play to kids before you rape them.

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Thriller?

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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#13
Play Kids by MGMT, everybody knows that and it's very simple.
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Just don't compromise your own musical tastes to satisfy the kids.
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5th graders still like that 'punk' stuff? if so get some blink-182, sum 41, green day and all that stuff.
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Honestly? Ripple.
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Try out some oldies like "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head".


they all would join up and kick his ass if he played that crap. their like 10-11 not 4-5
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play the cantina band song.
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#23
They don't need to recognize the songs, just play something not too hard on the ears.
#24
Well if they like Jonas Brother...then just go play them some JB.


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Yes...because playing for a bunch of 5th graders is serious business...

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#25
You're a dork. Put down a 1-4-5 open chord progression and make up some funny lyrics on the spot. They'll love it and maybe you can even get a date with one of them.
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These kids are lie 10-12, not 6.

I am disappointed by your lack of respect for campfire songs.
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You're a dork. Put down a 1-4-5 open chord progression and make up some funny lyrics on the spot. They'll love it and maybe you can even get a date with one of them.


ewww, 1-4-5 is evil

Try some insane sweep arpeggios (5 string)
#32
my brother is 10 and he shares a hate for 1-4-5 as much as I do, and he is not a musician!...


but then again, he hates pop...
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Black Label - Lamb of God

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haha

THIS!

play something rediculously famous, like stairway, or you willing, something off guitar hero/rockband
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something off guitar hero/rockband


+1.

Kidz liek teh geetar hero.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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ROCK LOBSTER!!!

even to this day that song can't get out of my mind

But then again 5th graders are already into sex and drugs so Sex And Candy will do also.
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#37
Learn some Jonas Brothers, if that's what they'll know. You aren't playing so one of them will sex you up, so there's no need for showoff-ing. Sounds like you're doin this for the kids, so learn whatever they like, no matter how much you hate them (the songs, not the kids). Besides, you could probably learn every Jonas Bros song in 5 minutes..
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Well if they like Jonas Brother...then just go play them some JB.


Yes...because playing for a bunch of 5th graders is serious business...

hahaa

play barry white, and lick your lips alot
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hahaa

play barry white, and lick your lips alot
haha
thats funny
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