#3
Wtf...?
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#5
EPIC - You might not like your new child any better, even if he or she is better, because you might be one of those people who just hates kids,
#7
woah.....

is it real?
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#8
These situations may sound outrageous, but we only mention them because every single one of them has happened to us in our years in the child trade practice. We’ve done more than 9,000 in the past four years alone, so you can rest assured we’ve seen it all.



We’ve done more than 9,000 in the past four years alone, so you can rest assured we’ve seen it all.



We’ve done more than 9,000



more than 9000



this can't be true
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#11
They're trying to say something, i don't know what...
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#13
Do you think that website might be... you know, a front for something more sinister...?
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#15
These situations may sound outrageous, but we only mention them because every single one of them has happened to us in our years in the child trade practice. We’ve done over 9000 in the past four years alone, so you can rest assured we’ve seen it all.



We’ve done over 9000 in the past four years alone, so you can rest assured we’ve seen it all.



We’ve done over 9000



OVER 9000!!!!!!


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You belong in a museum.

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#16
hahahahhaha

Myth: The World is Flat

No, it isn’t. The twin towers were not taken down by a controlled explosion, the illuminati hasn’t fixed the Oscars since the 70s and Sasquatch, if he ever existed, was driven to extinction in the 1930s. The world is not flat. Even Columbus knew it, and you are smarter than him, it’s time for you to come to terms with reality and start putting the interests of the child first
#17
There are many reasons why parents may elect to participate in a child trade:

- Child is unmanageable or too manageable,
- Child is too sick or so well that rearing does not pose sufficient obstacle,
- Child is of the wrong gender,
- Too many children of one gender, with none of the other,
- Child is too old or too young,
- Child is too proficient? or deficient at a particular sport or musical instrument,
- Just don’t like the kid you have.



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#20
- You might have thought you wanted a new boy/girl, only to find out it is gay,
- You might get a child with unacceptable hidden damage (such as to the undercarriage)
- You may think you’re getting a Protestant only to later learn he/she is technically a Unitarian,
- You may have asked for an "outgoing" child, only to learn he/she is a sex abuse survivor,
- You may have expected a sex abuse survivor only to learn he/she is merely outgoing,

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#22
What! 9000!?

This is my evidence of shenanigans. Funny though

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#23
*cough*pedophiles*cough*
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#24
i like how on the 19 year old girls profile it says she has large breasts.
#25
"we encourage you to come to our ranch for three days and two nights of fun, interactive games."


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#26
This is from the FAQ: " My child is pretty run-down. Should I still consider trading him/her?

Yes! One man’s garbage is another man’s gold, so don’t count your kid out of trading eligibility just because of bad skin, awkward arms or thick glasses. Many parents find these traits adorable in trades, especially if they find their child too handsome, too athletic or too intelligent. Do you consider those bad traits? Some trading parents do."

WTF!!!
#27
Awwww...

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/child_trader/

EDIT: Looking at the website now as a hoax, jesus they spent a lot of time working on that website.

It's a pretty good spoof though, and I'm pretty sure their making fun of the bible in the "what the bible says" part.
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#28
dammit, i thought i could get rid of those annoying kids next door......

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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#30
Am i going to be the first to ask this...
HOW DID TS FIND THIS SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHAT WAS HE GOOGLE'ING?
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#32
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Am i going to be the first to ask this...
HOW DID TS FIND THIS SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHAT WAS HE GOOGLE'ING?


Another forum.
#33
Quote by shanchett99
Am i going to be the first to ask this...
HOW DID TS FIND THIS SITE IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHAT WAS HE GOOGLE'ING?



i'm just gonna throw this out there... but... i'm guessing something about trading children...

But who doesn't google that? <.< >.>
#34
Who will trade their child with mine? His name is steve. He has a sketty leg and a turkey chin. He loves running in the mornings in the dew. Please reply post haste.
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#35
Weaknesses: Girl routinely fails to attend class and has been noted for dating and associating with persons of darker persuasions.
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#36
Its fake. Look at Andrew's Profile.

Medical History: Can drink milk without issue, not allergic to bees, mold or cats, and enjoys going outside all the time. May have a bit of the Leukemia, but God doesn’t make mistakes so he’s just perfect for somebody out there .


Weaknesses: Kind heart often overshadowed by the weakness of his heart. CAT scan shows a large, bright spot on his heart. May be nothing but all the doctors say it could also be maybe a 15-pound tumor, whatever that means. It’s probably nothing. Also he doesn’t stand very good without a lot of help and he usually pees more white blood cells than urine, but that’s kind of charming to some loving parents, right?


And on Janessa's

Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.
#37
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Who will trade their child with mine? His name is steve. He has a sketty leg and a turkey chin. He loves running in the mornings in the dew. Please reply post haste.

I do not have a turkey chin And I hate the mornings

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