#1
anyone else every had this happen to you? This is my second time experiencing this. Not. Fun. So uncomfortable, little painful. Anyone else had this happen?
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#3
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#5
Well, good luck with that.

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#7
Wat

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#8
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Excuse me?

My penis. It's asleep. It is not fun.

Asleep, like if your arm falls asleep? It's all pins and needles.

SO uncomfortable.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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#9
Let sleeping dicks lie.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
Well, just wake it up if you catch my drift.
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#11
body parts fall asleep when you cut off the circulation to them. so...stand up and watch some porn
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#12
umm...wow that sounds unpleasant in so many ways

i have never experienced that...
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#15
if your condoms don't fit you're supposed to get smaller ones, not put rubber bands around the big ones.
#16
How the hell did you do that???
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#17
Ouch, I can't stand it on my kicking leg, let alone my kick stand.

One thing that always helped me for some reason is cold water. Not sure if you want to do that though.
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#20
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anyone else every had this happen to you? This is my second time experiencing this. Not. Fun. So uncomfortable, little painful. Anyone else had this happen?

well that was nice sharing.....give urself a stiffy
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#21
Icy hot should do the trick.
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#24
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Get your mom to massage it.





You should've posted this in the "You 'Wat', You Lose" thread.
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#25
I hope I never experience this myself.
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#26
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#27
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Oh the times we wish we didn't get the pear banned

This is better.
Balls.
#29
I wish my dick would fall asleep, its always up before I am.
Also rmr024 that pick is really, really disturbing, whats wrong with that guys fingers?
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#30
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I wish my dick would fall asleep, its always up before I am.
Also rmr024 that pick is really, really disturbing, whats wrong with that guys fingers?
They have Lamprey Mouths
Balls.
#31
One time I was beatin' the meat with some aloe gel since I couldn't access the hand lotion which was in my parents bedroom in which they were. I didn't realize that it had lidocaine. My dick was numb for 10 hours.
#33
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One time I was beatin' the meat with some aloe gel since I couldn't access the hand lotion which was in my parents bedroom in which they were. I didn't realize that it had lidocaine. My dick was numb for 10 hours.
That is ****ing hilarious dude
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#34
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One time I was beatin' the meat with some aloe gel since I couldn't access the hand lotion which was in my parents bedroom in which they were. I didn't realize that it had lidocaine. My dick was numb for 10 hours.

Tghat sorta defeats the purpose of beatin' the meat, don't it?
haha
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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#35
You're supposed to seek immediate medical attention if your erection lasts four hours, TS. Shall I assume you didn't?

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#36
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Tghat sorta defeats the purpose of beatin' the meat, don't it?
haha


What's worse is that I never got to finish...
#38
Mine fell asleep once, altho it had just drank some hot milk and taken Nytol