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#3
6. Do nerdy sex. Like sex with all clothes off, all the time to the music of star trek.

Ah who are we kidding? Nerds don't get women.
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#4
Umm, im a girl and i don't date geeks, thank you.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#6
Quote by titsmcgee852
Umm, im a girl and i don't date geeks, thank you.





hear that Vin Diesel? Hear that, The Rock? geeks dont get girls.

(vin diesel is an avid D&D player, and the rock is a pretty hardcore gamer)
EDIT: dammit, you're a dude
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 2, 2009,
#7
Quote by titsmcgee852
Umm, im a girl and i don't date geeks, thank you.


a girl on the interwebz?

You have 2 options.

1. Tits.
2. GTFO.

RIP Tom Searle.
#8
Quote by CoreysMonster

vin diesel is an avid D&D player


He's now gone up massively in my opinion.

Quote by titsmcgee852
Umm, im a girl and i don't date geeks, thank you.


You dated me.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Quote by Kensai
6. Do nerdy sex. Like sex with all clothes off, all the time to the music of star trek.

Ah who are we kidding? Nerds don't get women.


Quote by CoreysMonster



hear that Vin Diesel? Hear that, The Rock? geeks dont get girls.

(vin diesel is an avid D&D player, and the rock is a pretty hardcore gamer)
EDIT: dammit, you're a dude

Vin Diesel never gets girls because he's gay
Quote by dark&broken
I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.

Last edited by eggo_boi_15 at Jul 2, 2009,
#13
That list is surprisingly right... wow. I want my gf to somehow "come across" this list
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#15
Quote by Salmon86
I got distracted by this and stopped reading


i saw that as well. i didnt even bother reading the article after that. ive got me a nice chinese woman on the way
#16
I realised i am a geek today when i sat by myself all lunch and no one talked to me.
Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


ಠ_ಠ
#18
I love that neck tattoo
Quote by metacarpi
I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#19
Quote by metacarpi

You dated me.

Is this giving you any ideas as to why I dumped you so quick?
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#20
Quote by blu_flame34
I love that neck tattoo


Haha, same. I can see myself waking up with a massive hang over and sporting that, except probably on my leg because drunken me thought it was hilarious.



Sanity is not statistical
#23
Quote by Low_End_Rocker
Haha, same. I can see myself waking up with a massive hang over and sporting that, except probably on my leg because drunken me thought it was hilarious.

I can see myself waking up with that tattoo without having been drunk. lol
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#24
Quote by We'realltoBlame
I can see myself waking up with that tattoo without having been drunk. lol


Me too, but it's hard to say as I'm a little drunk right now...
Quote by metacarpi
I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#25
Quote by blu_flame34
Me too, but it's hard to say as I'm a little drunk right now...

lol Get back to us on that once you sober up.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#26
Quote by metalmouth22
I realised i am a geek today when i sat by myself all lunch and no one talked to me.


No, just a twat.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#27
Quote by andyscoot
Vin Diesel is not gay. He has a daughter with his girlfriend.

This is her


Pretty big hands for a woman...masculine face too...
#28
Geeks are awesome and anyone who disagrees is merely in denial. To anyone who says otherwise I present:



Olivia Munn.
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#30
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#31
that's no laughing matter! If I had a dime for everytime my girlffriend wouldn't let me relax after work, I'd have.... about ... 2 dollars
#32
Quote by CoreysMonster

hear that Vin Diesel? Hear that, The Rock? geeks dont get girls.

(vin diesel is an avid D&D player, and the rock is a pretty hardcore gamer)
EDIT: dammit, you're a dude


Vin Diesel is gay...

with the Rock...

at the same time
-no sig-
#33
very assertive thread... based on what i've read in other threads you must be quite the chick magnet, TS
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#37
Quote by Al4Project
Vin Diesel is gay...

with the Rock...

at the same time





... *fapfapfap*
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#38
seriously Corey, it seems like you make more threads than me
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#40
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
seriously Corey, it seems like you make more threads than me


meh, I also sometimes dont make any threads for months at a time, depending on what's going on in my life
at least they're not COMPLETELY stupid.
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