#2
cool blog, bro


Edit: That's more of a synopsis, not a review.

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#3
Transformers 2 was just as ****ty as the first one.
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#4
Thanks for ruining it for me, ***.
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#7
i didn't read past the 10-year old part, and tht ruined it. You need to learn what spoilers are.
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#8
Your review is barely a review, more a plot synopsis.
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#9
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You sir, suck.


I can't help that the acting is terrible, the only thing the movie is good for is pissing off the neighbors with really loud explosions and ****ty robotic sounds.
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#11
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cool blog, bro


Edit: That's more of a synopsis, not a review.

SPOILER ALERT


thanks for posting htat.. i didnt read it then........
either way its bad - i dont know animals
#12
yeh well i didnt want to make it go too long maybe i will go put my thought of it into a new post
#14
I'll show you.

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Opening Credits....

Yaay Transformers!!!

Yaay blowing stuff up

OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!

Stop zooming in on that girl she has cooties

Noooooooo Optimus cant die Nooooooo


Who cares there's stuff blowing up

Yaay the desert!!!

Yaay more stuff blowing up

hahahahahahahah he said scrotum LOL!!

Optimus is back yay

yaaaay Autobots win yay


End Credits
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#15
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I can't help that the acting is terrible, the only thing the movie is good for is pissing off the neighbors with really loud explosions and awesome robotic sounds.

Fixed, and THIS is the whole point to a movie about giant transforming robots. I bet you enjoyed P.S.> I Love You
#17
I wasnt trying to ruin it for people I am sorry if i did but i put spoiler alert ther but obviously you didnt listen........YOU DIDNT LISTEN!!!!!!!!AAAAAAh
#18
YOU PUT IT AFTER IT WAS ALREADY SPOILT.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#23
This thread shall forever remain a monument to you shaaaame.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#24
That was not a review. IMO the flim was cool; Megan Fox, robots fighting, easy to follow plot, funny things happen, more fighting, Megan Fox in slow motion, fighting, movie finishes.
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#27
I enjoyed the film but thought it could have been much better, the romance scenes could have been cut completely and i wouldn't have missed them, it was as if they were just pasted in there just to confirm that Megan Fox and Shia Laboef are still together (their characters i mean), not only did they not fit but they were badly done, it looked like a music video with dialogue over the top.

So to sum up, less love story and more of something else, would have made it much better.
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