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#1
hey

i had an urge to play zelda the other day. im sick of emulators so i went down and bought a nintendo 64, with ocarina of time in original casing (****ing rip off price).

would it be wrong to fap to this?

FORGOT TO MENTION: the 64 is perfect condition and is transperant green. the whole thing was 150 australian dollars (EPIC RIPOFF) but i dont mind
Last edited by sum_41_1942 at Jul 2, 2009,
#4
Quote by CoreysMonster
nope, I did the same 8 months ago go for it.

ah ok so long as there's more than one of us. going to be a fun day tomorrow (stupid gf is rejecting me for 6 days, so ocarina of time is a good substitute)
#7
Would it be wrong to fap to that?

If it's yours, I guess not.
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#8
heed my warning, do not fap on the console.
be a few feet away, in a different direction haha
#10
Quote by barrettonUG
heed my warning, do not fap on the console.
be a few feet away, in a different direction haha

ahh fair enough. dont want any sus electrocutions. ill be careful
#11
It's entirely right, so long as you don't actually fap on it. That stuff can get really sticky


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#13
Quote by barrettonUG
also you'd ruin it's value
& your girlfriend may become worried.....

ill fap away from it whilst looking at it or something similar.
and the gf won't know hehe
#15
Quote by JohnnyV
+1 that's a good purchase

yeah dawg.

it was the only N64 in that chain of stores in the whole country. and not many other stores have them, if any.

it had been in the store for 8 hours :P

its all mine now
#17
Quote by sum_41_1942
ill fap away from it whilst looking at it or something similar.
and the gf won't know hehe



good plan sir!
hahaha N64<3
#18
Quote by The_Casinator
It is a nice purchase.
But fap to it?
Haven't you got some hot girls to think off?

just one hot girl, but seeing as she's gone for 6 days, and N64's really get me in that mood, i just cant handle it
#19
Quote by sum_41_1942
just one hot girl, but seeing as she's gone for 6 days, and N64's really get me in that mood, i just cant handle it

*shudder
That was a lil' weird for me.
#20
Quote by The_Casinator
It is a nice purchase.
But fap to it?
Haven't you got some hot girls to think off?


seriously dont you live by a junior highschool or anything?

...yeah, that was terrible
i apologise
#21
i still have my n64 somewhere zelda rocks
anyone know where to get the triforce?
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#22
Quote by JohnnyV
*shudder
That was a lil' weird for me.

hahahahahahah classic.

im ****ing tired, on a sugar high, and had a few beers so im a bit strange.

i love N64's, but i wont fap to it. its like a metaphor for how good it is though or something
#23
Quote by ryand111
i still have my n64 somewhere zelda rocks
anyone know where to get the triforce?

download an walkthrough by typing in 'ocarina of time walkthrough' in google, otherwise you'll be epic ****ed. so hard to do on your own
#25
Quote by Hasok
buy mario 64 you noob

oh god such a epic game
banjo and kazooi aswell
i remeber getting to the last level took me about a year coz i didnt play it much then my sister deleted the game save
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#26
Quote by sum_41_1942
hahahahahahah classic.

im ****ing tired, on a sugar high, and had a few beers so im a bit strange.

i love N64's, but i wont fap to it. its like a metaphor for how good it is though or something


No. Fap to it. Literally.
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#27
don't fap to it. have SEX with it! just stick yo willy waddle in the cartridge slot and let it all loose. make sure the game gets some to though.
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#32
Man I miss my n64. Star fox, Mario 64, and dare I say...Pokemon Stadium. Just epic fun
#35
Quote by Saf1
+9000

Btw guys if it's anything naughty could you PM me I don't want mum to read it somehow

fap means wank, stroke the salami, beat off, jerk off, jack off, masturbate, etc, etc, etc.

as far as why it's fap, don't ask me, i have no idea and i'd like someone to tell me
#36
golden eye.

most epic fun had on that game
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#37
Quote by tragorious
golden eye.

most epic fun had on that game

yeah ill eventually buy like every awesome game the 64 had. starting with ocarina of time though.

do you know what the game is called where you go around as big machine thingoes and demolish stuff?
#38
Well, I know if I was a Nintendo 64, I would not appreciate being cummed on, but that's just me.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
I have fapped so much in the last 3 years over the same boring ideal porn situations, that I have now turned my eyes onto more ornate objects such as guitars, modern technology and carpets.
#40
nah. no idea. ocarina of time was soo good. had so much fun on that..

wish i still had my old 64 ....
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