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#1
yes, close this if you want mods, but I was curious ***** in hand * to how often do females masturbate.

I know the stereotype of males and that we fap often and the majority of us do it. The average is about 2.5 faps a week. But for females, I'm not so sure. I've talked to a few girls about it, but I was very drunk (showing off) and can't remember in depth answers.

I'm not trying to be a perverted pubescent randy git, I'm just curious to know how often girls and girls of UG(different breed they are!) masturbate?..
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#3
probably about as often as we do. they probably just don't talk about it as much...
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#5
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#8
Masturbation threads aren't allowed. :/
Ask the appropriate question in the Sex Thread.
#9
More often than guys think.

Nobody tell my girlfriend I told you guys this but she actually does it more often than I do...
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#10
wow... so clever...
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#11
Usually twice a day. But I haven't for a week now.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#12
My girlfriend prefers to do it at least once a day, sometimes more if she has time.

And 2.5 times a week average? I do it at least once a day.
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#13
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More often than guys think.

Nobody tell my girlfriend I told you guys this but she actually does it more often than I do.

*phones IDread's bird*
"you'll never guess what I heard..."
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#15
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The average is about 2.5 faps a week.


Did you get that from a comedian? Was it the fella from 8 our of 10 cats? Damn, really trying to remember where I heard that.
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#16
I know the stereotype of males and that we fap often and the majority of us do it. The average is about 2.5 faps a week.


Wat?
#17
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Oh you son of a bitch...

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#18
Somewhere between "never" and "24/7"
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Did you get that from a comedian? Was it the fella from 8 our of 10 cats? Damn, really trying to remember where I heard that.

nah I write my own material
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#21
She masturbates whenever I tell her to or get her turned on so much through a text or something I said before I get off the phone with her that she can't help it.
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#24
what stopped you from just asking girls instead of making a thread on UG.
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#25
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More often than guys think.

Nobody tell my girlfriend I told you guys this but she actually does it more often than I do...


All I'm seeing here is "I can't please my girlfriend"
#26
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Did you get that from a comedian? Was it the fella from 8 our of 10 cats? Damn, really trying to remember where I heard that.


The manc comedian, Jason something? And it was part of his stand up me thinks
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what stopped you from just asking girls instead of making a thread on UG.


Because asking them directly usually leads to getting slapped or kicked in the nuts.
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#28
I think girls probs do it the same amount but whereas you guys seem to able to talk about it anytime and anywhere i would never talk about it with my friends..
#29
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All I'm seeing here is "I can't please my girlfriend"


OUCH
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#31
To be honest, I don't really care how many times girls masturbate unless i'm able to watch.
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#32
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I think girls probs do it the same amount but whereas you guys seem to able to talk about it anytime and anywhere i would never talk about it with my friends..


this
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#33
Quote by funny_page
I think girls probs do it the same amount but whereas you guys seem to able to talk about it anytime and anywhere i would never talk about it with my friends..


I admit to masturbating more than my boyfriend

I'm a strange girl.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#34
Quote by demonsheep
To be honest, I don't really care how many times girls masturbate unless i'm able to watch.


if you're there why watch? join the fun. i figure if she's letting you watch she might let you touch it too...
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#35
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I admit to masturbating more than my boyfriend

I'm an AWESOME strange girl.


fixed.

nothing wrong with that.
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#38
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All I'm seeing here is "I can't please my girlfriend"


As good as I am, I just can't compete with her damn vibrator.

It has so many functions...
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#39
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if you're there why watch? join the fun. i figure if she's letting you watch she might let you touch it too...



Haha, Touché.

Fair enough, Might give that a try sometime.
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#40
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this just made my day...
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