#5
What the ...
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#8
Stuff like that isn't unheard of. Still a bloody awful thing to do, but you know...
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#9
I need to stay away from 4chan. I laughed when I read the headline .
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#10
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Its stupid that she said, 'I didn't know I was pregnant.'
Even people who don't realise until the birth CAN'T think its just a massive sh*t, surely.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, Candy Vigneri got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table, police Lt. Wayne Bromwell said.

As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, "Don't go in there, I just had a baby there," police said.


....WHAT?

EDIT: Also, how'd she cut the umbilical cord...?
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#13
that may be messed up
but that's america
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#14
There was a thread like this a few months ago ? how do people not know they're pregnant ???
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There was a thread like this a few months ago ? how do people not know they're pregnant ???


If the baby is small, the woman is already slightly overwieght and in some cases the period didn't stop (or it did, but being on the pill the woman didn't notice) if you're pregnant, then you don't notice. It happened to my mum's friend, and someone who put their story in a magizine.
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#21
She was 44 and didnt know she was pregnant?! What a cunt... That bitch deserves to be drowned in a porta-john on a Texas construction site... And anyone who has ever been into one of those said porta-johns knows exactly why its the worst punishment ever for such a cunt...
#22
I'd hate to grow up knowing that my mom dumped me into a porta-potty filled with feces and left me there...
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I'd hate to grow up knowing that my mom dumped me into a porta-potty filled with feces and left me there...

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#27
dammit, i read it as

"a 40-yr old woman gave birth to a portable toilet in a police say"

i hate this dyslexia/mind pre-reading the 2nd sentence.
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#29
yes because you poop from that end...
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#31
"Don't go in there, i just had a baby in there"



i'm sooo using that line.
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#32
Might as well just add this to the list of: "**** People in My Country Does That Makes Me Ashamed of Being on The Same Side of The Atlantic Ocean as Them"

The name just rolls off the tongue...
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#34
That's a shitty thing of her to do. I'm sick of people treating their children like crap.
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For here we can rest safely
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