#1
So my mom is accusing me of ordering porn off the pay per view channels. BUT i know for certain that it was my dad. Anyways my dad won't fess up to it and i don't want to say he did it because it would be akward. Tell me what to do Pit.
#2
Blame your friends.
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#3
Blame horny burglars
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#4
Tell your mom you did it, and then go kick your dad in the nuts.


Bedit: I like Perfection 101's idea.
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#7
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So my mom is accusing me of ordering porn off the pay per view channels. BUT i know for certain that it was my dad. Anyways my dad won't fess up to it and i don't want to say he did it because it would be akward. Tell me what to do Pit.


stop being a pussy and tell her he did it?

and how the hell do you know what your dad does for porn?
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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#8
work a deal out with your dad. you get something you want but you take the wrap.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


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#12
I had the same predicament, sept it was with internet pr0ns.

my dads now in jail... and i get to watch all teh porn in the world...

aheh aheh aheeeeh
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I had the same predicament, sept it was with internet pr0ns.

my dads now in jail... and i get to watch all teh porn in the world...

aheh aheh aheeeeh



That made me laugh and I'm not quite sure why.
#18
say it wasn't you?
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#23
1 - Take the heat.

2 - Talk to your dad privately.

3 - Tell him you know it was him, but you're glad to "take one for the team".

4 - Remember that shitty present he got you a couple of weeks ago for your birthday?
Trade it in on a new guitar. Your dad will be happy to foot the bill.
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#26
Say you were trying to order a movie and by mistake ordered that. Say it messed up. That probably won't work, but it might. Worked for me years ago
#27
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You scratch his back, he scratches yours, catch my drift?
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#28
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blackmail-illegal-i'm a good boy

I'll ask again:
how do you know it was him??? something smells a little fishy to me and I don't mean the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble...
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#29
confront your father before taking or rejecting any blame
tell him he needs to be more careful, or needs to start buying you ****!
and then make him buy you something/get a favor in return for taking the blame
#31
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Well consider it a favour from one person to another, a service if you will.
You scratch his back, he scratches yours, catch my drift?



ah he gives me an oily massage i return the favor we see where it goes from there. I think I gotcha
#32
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ah he gives me an oily massage i return the favor we see where it goes from there. I think I gotcha

Exactly my friend, now your on the trolley
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#33
Tell your dad to man the fuck up and take responsibilty for his actions, you shouldn't have to take the fall for something you didn't do.
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#34
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I'll ask again:
how do you know it was him??? something smells a little fishy to me and I don't mean the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble...



3 people live in my house. My didn't do it becasue shes doing the chewing out. I didn't do it because i would know if i did. So that leaves my dad
#35
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I'll ask again:
how do you know it was him??? something smells a little fishy to me and I don't mean the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble...

awesome
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#36
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blackmail-illegal-i'm a good boy
Read my post, Junior.
No blackmail. Just two dudes helping each other out.
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