#1
Every once in a while, when I do something else instead of playing guitar. I see the most unusual things, today I saw a man take his cup of coffee with him to the shitter. It was a fresh cup of coffee, why would anyone want to do that? Isn't it much easier to take a dump and buy the coffee afterwards?
So I thought we should have a thread where we can have these unknown things explained, post whatever mystery you have and we'll try explaining them.
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#2
He probably bought it first, then felt he had the need to go really quick. Maybe he has problems with digestion or something.

There, mystery solved
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#4
he was gunna drink it while taking a dump, silly, to save precious time
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#6
well if you think drinking coffee while taking a dump, imagine those that take a sandwich with them. EATING WHILE TAKING A DUMP!
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#7
he must have a direct link from mouth to @ss, he just drinks and it instantly flows through and comes out the other end. I think it's easier to stick with the guitar :P
#8
I have the same thing dude. When I go real deep ad concentrate while playing, i get images and feelings. Real weird. I have it sometimes playing games as well, when I'm really imersed and focused.

EDIT: explain this: it's usually about kids fighting eachother with sticks.
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#12
Ok heres one.

At pedestrian crossing people always push that button, even if there are no cars around.

They cross the road and then I have to stop at a red light for the invisible man.

Why do people do that.
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well if you think drinking coffee while taking a dump, imagine those that take a sandwich with them. EATING WHILE TAKING A DUMP!

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#15
It's obvious that he likes a little bit of cream in his coffee if you catch my drift...
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#16
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Ok heres one.

At pedestrian crossing people always push that button, even if there are no cars around.

They cross the road and then I have to stop at a red light for the invisible man.

Why do people do that.


For me atleast, im to lazy to turn down my headphones and/or look around to observe the traffic, so I push the button.
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For me atleast, im to lazy to turn down my headphones and/or look around to observe the traffic, so I push the button.


Yeah, this.

Someone post a new mystery.
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#18
Maybe he went to piss in his coffee so it will taste better.
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#19
maybe he was going to pour it down the ****ter/sink because it had foosty milk in it or something?
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#20
How come no matter what color soap is, the bubbles are always white?
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#22
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How come no matter what color soap is, the bubbles are always white?


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Interesting...
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#23
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How come no matter what color soap is, the bubbles are always white?

bubbles surface is thin > light shines through it better > it appears white.
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#25
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It's BS.

Obviously.
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#26
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Bemuda Triangle... answer that



Duhh, everyone knows it was that mad scientist that kidnapped people and turned them into algae monsters. Still doesn't explain the demon dolphins though.
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#28
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Bemuda Triangle... answer that

It is believed that there is an iron deposit there that emits a magnetic field that jams communications...I think lol
#32
this thread is interesting already

:P

Not really a mystery but... how come if something smells SUPEERRR bad we always smell it again just to make sure we weren't fooled the first time?
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#33
How that crystal skull everybody? That thing has mind****ed me completely. And I dont mean the Mastodon song.
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Duhh, everyone knows it was that mad scientist that kidnapped people and turned them into algae monsters. Still doesn't explain the demon dolphins though.

If i have the correct reference, demon porpoises.
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#35
It's been a while, cut me some slack
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#37
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Bemuda Triangle... answer that


The number of boats/planes that "mysteriously disappear " in the Bermuda triangle is no higher than anywhere else in the world.

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