#1
You're in a cylindrical room with a german-speaking gorilla, doogie howser (and he's high as a kite) and a giant staple removoer. the door is on the ceiling but, on the other side of the door is an unumerable amount of m & m's waiting to crush you if you open it.

how'd you get there and how do you get out?
#6
I would ask the gorilla if he let me out
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Why does the gorilla speak German?


Because he's from Germany.
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#9
Have the gorilla stand in the under the ceiling door with his mouth open, then bounce off the end of the giant stapler, grab the door, let the gorilla eat the M&Ms and FREEDOM.
#12
use the stapler to make mini staples in the wall and climb up, open door, then let m&ms crush the gorilla and doogie...

or something like that..
#13
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use the stapler to make mini staples in the wall and climb up, open door, then let m&ms crush the gorilla and doogie...

or something like that..

its a staple remover
#14
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Why does the gorilla speak German?



yea, just tottally ignore the fact that the gorrilla can even speak in the first place
#15
Dig out with giant staple remover or let munchie ridden doogie eat the m&ms after opening the door by climbing on everyone.

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Quote by Myfirstpubes
You're in a cylindrical room with a german-speaking gorilla, doogie howser (and he's high as a kite) and a giant staple removoer. the door is on the ceiling but, on the other side of the door is an unumerable amount of m & m's waiting to crush you if you open it.

how'd you get there and how do you get out?



Doogie is a kid, therefore has an unending appetite for candy. I open the door, make the gorilla chuck him out, he eats the candy in just the right way to make a tunnel, I make the gorilla go first and we crawl through the tunnel to freedom.
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Doogie is a kid, therefore has an unending appetite for candy. I open the door, make the gorilla chuck him out, he eats the candy in just the right way to make a tunnel, I make the gorilla go first and we crawl through the tunnel to freedom.

thank god, thank you. I never would have known known on how to get out of this hell hole. 2 weeks dammit.
#20
easy, there is no room, me and doogie are just trippin balls on shrooms and we followed the unicorn there
#21
because you said so and because i said so
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#22
I think that you planned this joke out.



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#23
mate, how many more threads are you gonna make?!
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mate, how many more threads are you gonna make?!

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#25
Nph Ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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#26
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its a staple remover



its still springloaded and bouncy
#29
I'd open the door and let the M & Ms fall to the floor. Once the floor is filled, i'd call for the gorilla to come get me. I don't care if i get out, i just wanna hang with my gorilla buddy and eat some M & Ms.


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#31
I'd keep on top of the M&Ms until I could reach the door. If the door was closed, I'd have the gorilla beat the door open seeing as I speak some German.