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#1
I was walking in Publix and saw the Rolling Stone magazine. My brother said "Ha, men? Try women!" so I went home and made this!



discuss? flame me? post other Rolling Stone parodies?

EDIT: For the love... THEY WEAR WOMENS CLOTHES!
#5
Quote by ShaunDiel
You sure showed them.


Lulz officially brought.

Jealousy is an ugly thing...
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#7
Quote by goest
You've no right to talk, Mr. Dragonforce fan.


But I do hate the Jonas Brothers.
Because deep down, I know you want to:

My Youtube Channel

Constructive criticism is always welcomed.
#10
Quote by goest
You've no right to talk, Mr. Dragonforce fan.


hey they may be ridiculously cheesy, but lets not go insulting the 'force!
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#13
Quote by thrash-it-up
hey they may be ridiculously cheesy, but lets not go insulting the 'force!


Cheerz!

thats wat i call them too :P and plz, dont insult them
#14
Did anyone see the cover from a couple months ago about Lil Wayne saying 'rap genius to rock god' or something. I was quite pissed myself, hate rolling stone.

edit: They have listed Kirk Hammett as the 3rd greatest guitarist in the world. I think we all know that's just absurd.
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#15
Quote by Night_Warrior
Cheerz!

thats wat i call them too :P and plz, dont insult them


im not insulting them, i like them, ive seen them live and thought they were awesome, but i dont think it is much to acknowledge that they are cheese metal at its very finest!
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#17
Quote by thrash-it-up
im not insulting them, i like them, ive seen them live and thought they were awesome, but i dont think it is much to acknowledge that they are cheese metal at its very finest!


well i think they arnt "cheesy" metal nessicarily, as much as "different"
#20
Why does everyone in the cover of Rolling Stone have to look sweaty as fuck?

As to you TS, I'm sure your Paint skillz made the Jonas Brothers and Rolling Stone feel like idiots.
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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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#21
Well opinion can say you don't think its cliche, but its fact they aren't different from a lot of Power Metal bands about.
#24
When Led Zeppelin first came around, the RS said they were just another blues-rock band, a mediocre one at that. Great observation there, dolts. It seems to me that they've missed out on spotting up-and-coming bands throughout their history all the time.
#25
wait wait wait?! did they actually make an article and a cover issue about the jona-gays?! omg...i have lost faith in music for the next few hours
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When I saw that, I thought of musical notes.... my elementary school teachers taught them as "tee-tees" "ta-tas" and a bunch of other nonsense....
#26
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Rolling Stone sucks. Everything they have ever printed is wrong.


+1243132749123847105803247598.


I DETEST Rolling Stone.

They're probably the most biased magazine I've ever read from.

Maybe if they spent less time licking the asshole of Obama and more time talking about music that isn't Disney-related, I'd like it more, but at the moment, just no.
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THAT IS SO NEAT


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#28
Quote by thewho65
When Led Zeppelin first came around, the RS said they were just another blues-rock band, a mediocre one at that. Great observation there, dolts. It seems to me that they've missed out on spotting up-and-coming bands throughout their history all the time.


They panned Nevermind when it came out, too. And of course, after it became so popular they went back and changed it to a 5-star review.
#29
Quote by Child In Time
Take That, Rolling Stones... definitely a gig I'd go to.

Slick
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#30
TS, you're such a rebel.

You've just made me wet, and I'm a guy.


Quote by ShaunDiel
You sure showed them.

LOL
RIP Tom Searle.
#33
Quote by sadistic_monkey
To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.

If I have room, that's getting sigged.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
#34
1) What is all this hatred for the Jonas Brothers that's flared up lately? So they're a pop boy band, who cares? It's a guitar website, I'm sure nobody here listens to them; now that that's established can't we all just move on? The dumbest thing is that the only time I hear or read about them is when I'm on UG.

2)
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Take That, Rolling Stones... definitely a gig I'd go to.

I can't stop laughing at this.
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*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#36
I've been looking for an opportunity to pose this question to my fellow UGers

Has anyone noticed that these wackos are endorsed by Degree Women's deodorant?

Seriously, at my local walmarts, theres advertisements for them and at the bottom it says endorsed by Degree for Women

EDIT: Wackos being the Jonas brothers
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#37
Who the hell even reads rolling stone? Who the fuck even glances at the cover of it?? The only reason I even know this magazine exists is from you people bitching about it on here, if it sucks that much, don't recognize it.

Terrorizer = only music magazine (unless you're in to jazz or techno or something)
Last edited by technicolour at Jul 5, 2009,
#38
An article in this issue said "michael jackson with his 50 date our can make a comeback...if he holds up" this got to my house 3 days after he died
#39
Quote by blackflag49
Rolling Stone is so gay. 'Cept Matt Taibbi.


And that's the political part, whereas they should be a music magazine.

But I love Matt Taibbi

Quote by artnotapathy
An article in this issue said "michael jackson with his 50 date our can make a comeback...if he holds up" this got to my house 3 days after he died


Same. I lol'ed.
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#40
Quote by goest
You've no right to talk, Mr. Dragonforce fan.


Dragonforce is astronomically better that the jonas brothers.
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