#1
So pit. I have my first job interview tomorrow. Anyone have any tips you can give me to make this easy as possible. I'm really nervous.
Any sincere tips are appreciated. Thanks.
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#3
Wear nice clothes, don't look like a douche however, don't go overboard with cologne or deodorant, and don't be afraid to bring up your abilities even if it seems condescending. Give him every reason you can think of why his business would be better with you, if he lets you talk.

Be happy, shake his/her hand when you show up and leave, stand up straight, and be courteous and make sure to thank him for his time and/or consideration.
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#4
Dress business, regardless of what the job is. Believe it or not, I wore a suit & tie to a Taco Bell interview cause I really wanted the job. Also Be sure to Enunciate, speak clearly and W/O SLANG.
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#5
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Wear nice clothes, don't look like a douche however, don't go overboard with cologne or deodorant, and don't be afraid to bring up your abilities even if it seems condescending. Give him every reason you can think of why his business would be better with you, if he lets you talk.

Be happy, shake his/her hand when you show up and leave, stand up straight, and be courteous and make sure to thank him for his time and/or consideration.



Thanks alot man. And post above. I can't quote you both cause I'm on my iPod. But thanks !
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#6
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Believe it or not, I wore a suit & tie to a Taco Bell interview cause I really wanted the job.


Lmao, you must have looked ridiculous.
#7
Use slang and dress casually so he knows you are fun to work with. Put your feet up on his desk.
#8
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So pit. I have my first job interview tomorrow. Anyone have any tips you can give me to make this easy as possible. I'm really nervous.
Any sincere tips are appreciated. Thanks.


Dude our avatars are very relevant.

Just be yourself and act happy!
#9
Lmao, you must have looked ridiculous.



The interview was before the place opened in the morning....
...and yes I looked ridiculous...


...but I got the job.
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#10
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Dude our avatars are very relevant.

Just be yourself and act happy!



Lmao. Who's your avatar?
Anne frank? Lawlllll.
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B==WD~~~


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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#11
Make eye contact very important.


Also hit him over the head with a blunt object. He'll respect you.
#12
Heres a Convieneint list from the above posts.

  • Speak Clearly
  • Dress Well
  • Be interested in the job (don't act as if you only want the job for the money)
  • Don't speak like a bogan
  • Be corteous
  • Shake hands
  • Mention prior experience (or a huge interest)
  • Act as if you are willing to learn
  • Bring a resume


And if you follow the rules
#13
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Lmao, you must have looked ridiculous.


Just like in Step Brothers where they wear tuxedos to their interviews.


And do a little research about the place you're applying for. So in case they ask you if you know anything about the job and what they do they're, you will be able to have a fairly decent answer.
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#14
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Lmao. Who's your avatar?
Anne frank? Lawlllll.


No lol

It's eva braun. Hitlers wife.
#17
A lot of people need HALP today, apparently. This is slightly worse than having your neighbors go at it with the windows open.


Personally, I've always wanted to do what Michael does in Office Space when he just sails through that interview. That probably won't work in most real-life applications.
#19
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No lol

It's eva braun. Hitlers wife.


Oh lmao. Well, I guess they are relevant. However, my Hitler is dancing.
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B==WD~~~


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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#20
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Oh lmao. Well, I guess they are relevant. However, my Hitler is dancing.


Mines a ho though.

#21
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Use slang and dress casually so he knows you are fun to work with. Put your feet up on his desk.


If he asks your name say "Guess" and light a cigar.
#22
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Heres a Convieneint list from the above posts.

  • Speak Clearly
  • Dress Well
  • Be interested in the job (don't act as if you only want the job for the money)
  • Don't speak like a bogan
  • Be corteous
  • Shake hands
  • Mention prior experience (or a huge interest)
  • Act as if you are willing to learn
  • Bring a resume


And if you follow the rules


Thanks man.
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BW==D
B=W=D
B==WD~~~


^Fap.


Quote by ADCME
I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#23
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Mines a ho though.



Lawll.
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BW==D
B=W=D
B==WD~~~


^Fap.


Quote by ADCME
I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#24
Maintain eye contact. Make every statement positive. Research the company! Wear a suit - black, navy, or gray.
#25
How are you UG's Canadian?
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#26
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How are you UG's Canadian?


Cause I'm from canada. Lawl.
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B=W=D
B==WD~~~


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Quote by ADCME
I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#28
If someone were to ask what u think customer satisfaction is, what would u say?
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B=W=D
B==WD~~~


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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#29
lol my first "job interview" i've ever had, i walk in to my bosses office with just some slacks and a polo on and he's like, "Ahh you must be Colin, it's a pleasure to meet you." And we exchanged hello's, and then he's like
"alright well you'll be starting off with this wage and you will be given a uniform-"
"Wait so do i have the job already???!"
"Well i'm already impressed, so yeah."
"Nice..."