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#1
Hey everyone, there's this girl who's a real c*** and has been talking a lot of trash behind my back. Anyways, I kind of want to get back at her, any ideas how?
#3
Talk to her, work out your problems with her.
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#5
Fap to her picture and put it in a bag. Then go to her house when she is alone. Punch her, hard. Beat her until she can't fight back, and then take your finger. Dip it in your cum and finger her. She will have the pain of carrying a child she doesn't want and she won't even get the satisfaction of rape.
#6
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Talk to her, work out your problems with her.

-1000

this **** doesnt work
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#7
Make her parents into chili blah blah blah.

...

Rape.

...

Seriously.

Just talk to her.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#8
photoshop a pic of her nude and the have a wack and blow your load onto the pic....

then leave it somewhere where everyone will find it at school


actually also write on the pic...''love you always'' with like a lipstick kiss on it...as if she gave it to someone

yeah that'd show her!
#10
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Fap to her picture and put it in a bag. Then go to her house when she is alone. Punch her, hard. Beat her until she can't fight back, and then take your finger. Dip it in your cum and finger her. She will have the pain of carrying a child she doesn't want and she won't even get the satisfaction of rape.





.....*reads again*

Excuse me, but what?
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#11
Confront her and tell her to stop talking **** behind your back?

Oh wait, that would just make too much sense. Pick an option posted above.
#13
Don't.
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#14
I can't talk to her and resolve our problems the simple way, we hate eachother way too much.
#15
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I can't talk to her and resolve our problems the simple way, we hate eachother way too much.

HEY now... Hate is a strong word. You probably just really really really don't like her.
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Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#16
Nothing? Sticks and stones, etc.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#17
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I can't talk to her and resolve our problems the simple way, we hate eachother way too much.


Oh.

Do the obvious and spread rumors about her.

Nothing dramatic,
just bad enough to be believable.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#18
pop a cap in her ass
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#20
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pop a cap in her ass

You have a new avatar.
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Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#21
okok okok soooooo slit her throat then poop in it and then sew it shut and then glue nostrils together and sew her mouth closed and then watch as all she can do is taste your poop and enjoy it.............. oh also fap while you watch it.
#22
Go to her house with a 16 ' inverted cross, plant it in her driveway, crucify her mother upside down on said cross, and then jizz on her door.

Seriously, it depends on how much what she's saying is affecting you. If she's really popular or something and what she has to say is affecting what other people think about you, get to them first. If she's just a crappy lowlife and won't really be able to make ripples, just forget about her.
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#23
Shrug her off, that way you can at least pretend to be cool enough not to give a **** about what fools say about you.
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#24
Rape her is the answer you will get 80% of times in the pit.


Not that it's a bad suggestion...
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#25
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Fap to her picture and put it in a bag. Then go to her house when she is alone. Punch her, hard. Beat her until she can't fight back, and then take your finger. Dip it in your cum and finger her. She will have the pain of carrying a child she doesn't want and she won't even get the satisfaction of rape.


either that, or just ignore it like most of you said, thanks Pit.
#26
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You have a new avatar.


yes i do

i love it
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#27
okay, tell her to stop, if she doesnt care then do what i did. toilet paper her house, take a crap on her doorstep, take the crap, rap it in tp and smear nasty words on her window, I f she has one of those outside air conditioners, stick the crap covered tp in it. Go to your school and write in spray paint on how she is such a bitch, the end
your imagination is only as colorful as the drugs you are on


#29
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#30
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HEY now... Hate is a strong word. You probably just really really really don't like her.

MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#32
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I would steal her tampons.



thats not revenge thats just plain creepy
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#33
Quote by geetar_man0
photoshop a pic of her nude and the have a wack and blow your load onto the pic....

then leave it somewhere where everyone will find it at school


actually also write on the pic...''love you always'' with like a lipstick kiss on it...as if she gave it to someone

yeah that'd show her!


This or ignore.
#34
Rape then poop on her...

Yeah I'm badass...


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#36
Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

How bout a consolation sig?
LOVE ANTHONY GREEN?
Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#37
1a. Stake out her house. Look for the places she frequents, how long she usually spends there, and her tendencies. Look for blind spots, places you can hide, and most importantly an entry way (preferably out of the way and not easily noticed).

1b. Formulate a plan to get inside the house with your supplies (listed below) unnoticed, with time to set up an ambush and execute said ambush.

2. Get your supplies. These include:
a. 4 bricks of high grade C4 explosives and one detonator for said explosives
b. An assault rifle (AK-47, M-16, etc.), smoke grenades, tear gas grenades, and a pistol (preferably a Glock)
c. A fast car that can also hold aforementioned equipment.
d. Chloroform, rope, duct tape, high grade deer tranquilizer and a dart gun for said tranquilizer.

3. Infiltrate her house while she is away, keep your equipment in your car.

4. Abduct her using supplies from 2c and 2d, then begin to make your way to Canada.

5. If pursued by the law, use the rest of your supplies such as the grenades and C4 to shake them off your tail.

6. As soon as you get to the Canadian border, tie her up to a tree.

7. Execute her in full sight of the law.

8. Use the rest of your C4 and military supplies to cause as much damage as possible.

Or... ignore her.
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#38
dont do a thing. life is too short to worry about stupid things like that.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#39
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-1000

this **** doesnt work

+1 It definitely doesnt work.

Talk shit behind her back. Spread rumours. Do really mean stuff. She'll get the idea sooner or later

I did this to someone in year 8. Although, I admit we are good friends now
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