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Today's the 4th of July, when the American colonists forming the Continental Congress, the founding fathers of the United States of America, signed the Declaration of Independence.
Americans, it's time to celebrate the annual event of remembering the time when you commenced your achievements of kicking some British ass.

A lot is going on in America this week, with the resignation of Sarah Palin as governor or Alaska, and that idiotic South Carolinan governor, Mark Sanford, being pressured for resignation by his own party.
But let us all, of all countries of the world, celebrate the birth of one of the greatest civilizations in history.

Happy 4th of July!



- Full text of the Declaration

- History of the American Revolution

Now, my fellow Americans, storm the nearest Native American settlement with your fireworks and blow some **** up.
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#2
Location: Tokyo, Japan

And it's not July 4th here yet, still 30 more minutes
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And it's not July 4th here yet, still 30 more minutes


Oh rite
Anyways, happy independence day
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#5
point of thread is....?
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#6
Woot! Fireworkz!
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#7
I'm not American

I don't have an excuse to blow stuff up. Dammit.
I have a ponytail fetish.
..And a labcoat fetish. SCIENCE!
#8
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Let's blow stuff up


Nothing says American pride quite like making shit explode!
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#9
Goddamn, my neighbors are already shooting bottle rockets. And it's only been the 4th for 30 minutes!
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#10
......my b-day...w00t! im 17 =D.

edit: i thank god that i am not white
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FREEDOM!



He's divorced, forget about Mel Gibson.
I loved all of the Mad Max movies, Lethal Weapon movies, the Patriot, and Brave Heart, and he's a great actor, but come on
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#14
Yay!


I'm going to New York City in about 4 hours. My family is going up to see the fireworks. It should be fun.
#16
Fireworks: Celebrate your country by blowing up a small part of it
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#17
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I'm not American

I don't have an excuse to blow stuff up. Dammit.

On the 4th everyone is an American my friend, so run down to the local fireworks depot and buy yourself some m-80s.
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He's divorced, forget about Mel Gibson.
I loved all of the Mad Max movies, Lethal Weapon movies, the Patriot, and Brave Heart, and he's a great actor, but come on



...
FREEDOM AT LAST!


It's his real divorce papers too.
#21
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FREEDOM AT LAST!


It's his real divorce papers too.



USA>England ?


they're both excellent countries
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they're both excellent countries

I'm sure!
I've never been to England, but sure would like to.
Maybe I was trollin' a bit... sorry.
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I'll be in Hollywood today


btw, Happy Day of Independence
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Nothing says American pride quite like making shit explode!


damn straight! just ask the Japanese.

happy Independence Day
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I'm sure!
I've never been to England, but sure would like to.
Maybe I was trollin' a bit... sorry.


You should, great country.
It's much better than any of her colonies (Canada, Australia, New Zealand), except USA.
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#27
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству...

Oh, that's the Soviet national anthem?

Pardon me gentlemen.
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Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству...

Oh, that's the Soviet national anthem?

Pardon me gentlemen.


Soyuz Nerushiiiimi, respublic capooorta, blah blaaah blah, blah blaaah blah, blah blaah blah blah blah!!!!
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#29
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You should, great country.
It's much better than any of her colonies (Canada, Australia, New Zealand), except USA.


Oi! Take that back!
#30
im playing a block party today..

a wee nervous.
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#31
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Oi! Take that back!

I second that (for NZ)
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#32
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Oi! Take that back!

+1 I've never been to Australia and I still know it's better
#33
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damn straight! just ask the Japanese.






i cant post the one i want.. swear blockers
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#34
I'm a Brit living in America, So I'll dealing with Revolutionary War jokes (Who knew they existed?). I might as well get drunk now, so that this entire day goes by faster.
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I'm a Brit living in America, So I'll dealing with Revolutionary War jokes (Who knew they existed?). I might as well get drunk now, so that this entire day goes by faster.
So you'll be celebrating like an American?

Also, yay for hot dogs and explosions!
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So you'll be celebrating like an American?



lol if i were a brit in US id be a dick to everyone who was american..

just for funs

make English-sided Revolutionary war jokes
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#38
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Oi! Take that back!


I take it back, but that don't mean that I'll stop hatin' on Australia in my mind
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#39
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I take it back, but that don't mean that I'll stop hatin' on Australia in my mind


Haha, what's wrong with Australia? I'm not patriotic or anything, but I genuinely believe it is the best country in the world.
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Haha, what's wrong with Australia? I'm not patriotic or anything, but I genuinely believe it is the best country in the world.


It's not that bad to be honest, I've been there twice and I didn't enjoy it at all.
I'm not going to tell you why I don't like Australia because it'll mostly likely attract anger and frustration at me
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