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Well, I searchbar'd and couldn't find anything similiar to what I've wanted to do. So I decided "What the hell?" might as well try it and it doesn't go over well, it doesn't go over well. No harm done.
We're going to write a story here, Pit.
One person posts something and then we continue on from what the last person said.

I.e:
"There once was a Moderator named Daytripper the Troll Slaughterer."
next person would continue on:
"When not slaughtering Trolls however, Daytripper hibernated in his cave."
- Keep your posts under 15-20 words and try not to get yourself banned or the thread closed.

So I'll start us off:


Last week I was on the Pit when I noticed something really weird.
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Quote by BotC
Last week I was on the Pit when I noticed something really weird.



suddenly an existential crisis hit me
Last edited by Zaphikh at Jul 4, 2009,
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Make fap? No that would only delay the inevitable... I know! i'll...
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
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Quote by Jacoiskoby
Make fap? No that would only delay the inevitable... I know! i'll...

Obtain currency! Because with currency, I may purchase bling. Using my newly acquired bling I shall then proceed to flounce it in the faces of haters. Said haters will be stricken with envy upon sight of my newly purchased bling and shall then commence in an act known as "scramming" - a colloquial term used by the elderly to shoo off riff-raffs and hooligans.

But still, the aching hunger would not subside within me...
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Quote by BotC
Oh noes, It seems I've ressurrected the ghost of Billy Mays!


"reeevveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggggggeeeeee!!!"

he shouted in his ghostly voice.
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Quote by charliezard!
"reeevveeeeeeeeennnnnnnnggggggggggeeeeee!!!"

he shouted in his ghostly voice.

Then all of a sudden he said "OXI CLEAN IS THE BEST **** EVER!!!! BUUUUY IT!!!!!!"
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Quote by i_killed_bill
Then all of a sudden he said "OXI CLEAN IS THE BEST **** EVER!!!! BUUUUY IT!!!!!!"


But I pulled out my pokeball and was liek "I choose you, Vince from Sham Wow commercials!"
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But I chose the wrong Pokemon.

Vince was weak from previous battles... with the law.

edit: plus, everyone knows you need a psychic pokemon to beat a ghost pokemon.
Last edited by charliezard! at Jul 4, 2009,
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Quote by i_killed_bill
Then someone told me Pokemon went out in 2001

And that someone is trying to hard to be cool
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Quote by Oroborous
And that someone is trying to hard to be cool


So, Billy Mays was about to slaughter Vince when I switch it with John Edwards, the Ghost Whisperer!
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Billy Mays went ahead and slaughtered John Edwards instead.
DeVillains!
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And Kenny Rogers ran in and broke a baseball bat on Billy Mays's head. But Billy had prepared and had lined hid head with that rubber they make inner soles with, specifically the one shown on his recent TV show, Pitchmen. But alas, the splinters flying everywhere caused everyone to duck and hide under a conveniently located GMC truck. While Billy, Kenny and Johns corpse were hiding they found a strange man with an extremely round head. When they asked him what he was doing he said "cooking sausages, do you want some?" But Billy Mays knew that that was code for swingers and he declined. This angered the little round headed man and he cast them away to a magical place. They didn't know what it was but it was very scary. There was all sorts of strange creatures roaming around like mudkips and seapigs. Then all of a sudden, an interior crocodile alligator swooped down and...
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
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Said "Hello, how are you chaps?" in a very thick british accent.
dean edge one 5 string
Schecter studio-4
Samick fairlane-6
Ibanez sb900
Ibanez btb775
Fender p bass special deluxe

Dean Del Sol
Ibanez prestige rg2610

Peavey TKO 65
Peavey vb-2
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listen to revelation, for he is wise in the way of bass-fu
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And then the mods came and the story had to end
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

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but this was actually a lie!
however it began to rain for 807425679 days and nights


...leaving the residents of the pit an awful long time to play pokemon and browse the interwebz searching for...
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mudkipz
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


B.U.C.K.E.T.H.E.A.D.


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You, goonerbynature, win teh internetz.


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Gold.


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