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#1
Okay, here's another scenario game. This time the player has got to find a way (any way) out of the awkward/potentially lethal/stupid situation that the player above has left them stuck in, and then make one for the next user.
I'll start the game off with a simple enough one:

You're trapped in a small room with Metallica and Lars Ulrich is standing in front of you waving a drumstick in one hand and a list of all the songs you've ever illegally downloaded in the other...

Commence!
#3
get a paper bag and a thick condom and bang courtney love from behind

You drive from oxford street in london to marylebone station and you go bankrupt...why?
Last edited by Draken at Jul 4, 2009,
#4
let them shoot me

your whole family has just walked in on you fappng
#6
Quote by DosMos
let them shoot me

your whole family has just walked in on you fappng

Continue fapping.

Your family finds out you're a porn star











(^ the end of the world)
#7
I'm the one who gave them the tapes.

You're in your car and the new Miley Cyrus single comes on your radio. The radio is borken so you can't turn it off, down, or change the station. Your foot is glued to the accelerator, and when you try to open your door, the handle snaps off.
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Well I'm a girl and I don't want to die so I guess I'll have to choose to be raped.

Nobody sig that

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#8
Quote by troubletcat
I'm the one who gave them the tapes.

You're in your car and the new Miley Cyrus single comes on your radio. The radio is borken so you can't turn it off, down, or change the station. Your foot is glued to the accelerator, and when you try to open your door, the handle snaps off.

I slightly lift my foot off, it is still glued but not pressing down. When the car stops, I use my other foot on the brakes. I turn off the car. Done.
#9
I would crash and die
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

- Berthold Auerbach


Quote by jbridge90
Wow, being surrounded by all of these humourless, pussy-whipped virgins is starting to make me sick.

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#10
Quote by troubletcat
I'm the one who gave them the tapes.

You're in your car and the new Miley Cyrus single comes on your radio. The radio is borken so you can't turn it off, down, or change the station. Your foot is glued to the accelerator, and when you try to open your door, the handle snaps off.

You crash and burn.

You do your mom, or get raped repeatedly by a guy.











(^ the end of the world)
#11
Quote by troubletcat
I'm the one who gave them the tapes.

You're in your car and the new Miley Cyrus single comes on your radio. The radio is borken so you can't turn it off, down, or change the station. Your foot is glued to the accelerator, and when you try to open your door, the handle snaps off.

Get your other foot and repeatedly kick the stereo until the radio carks it. Take the shoe that is glued to the accelerator, wind the window down and jump out, aiming for a cactus so that the horrible memories of Miley Cyrus are slashed out of your mind.

Someone has offered you $3000 to play your next gig with a Line 6 Spider and a 2 string guitar... even though you play music reminiscent of Necrophagist.
#12
You bring your mom into a dark room, and escape when the guy comes, leaving your mom to him instead.

You're stuck in a closed cell with the chorus to Holiday by Greenday playing over and over again. There's no way to stop it and nowhere to get out.
Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


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#13
Quote by Chase_Jarvis23
Continue fapping.

Your family finds out you're a porn star


high fives all round

your partner tells you they got aids off a tramp.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#14
Go to Magic Johnson's house and inject my self with some money.

Someone is trying to kill you while you're in the shower... and you're missing limbs.
#15
Quote by silverchairman
Get your other foot and repeatedly kick the stereo until the radio carks it. Take the shoe that is glued to the accelerator, wind the window down and jump out, aiming for a cactus so that the horrible memories of Miley Cyrus are slashed out of your mind.

Someone has offered you $3000 to play your next gig with a Line 6 Spider and a 2 string guitar... even though you play music reminiscent of Necrophagist.

You take the gig... and then restring the guitar.

Your whole family gets killed on accident, and its all your fault, and you are wanted by the police.











(^ the end of the world)
#16
Quote by Chase_Jarvis23
You take the gig... and then restring the guitar.

Your whole family gets killed on accident, and its all your fault, and you are wanted by the police.


Plastic surgery, change my name, move to canada.


You are on your death bed, at age 18, and you are dying a virgin... the nurse comes in... she is an 84 year-old lady, retired hooker... she was also very cheap which means she may have STDs. You and her get to talking and you tell her you are dying a virgin. She offers to have sex with you so you don't have to have the embarassment of dying a virgin. Just then the doctor comes in and says you can survive if can somehow receive an STD (its a made up story, gimme a break). Do you die a virgin, or have sex with the old lady, get an STD, and live?
#17
Quote by Chase_Jarvis23
You take the gig... and then restring the guitar.

Your whole family gets killed on accident, and its all your fault, and you are wanted by the police.


Parkour

You're on fire and everything around you made out of explosives, what do you do?
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i am actually lolling right now!!! lmao!

After 1 and a half long years, someone laughed at one of my posts.

F*CK YEAH
#18
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR


You are on your death bed, at age 18, and you are dying a virgin... the nurse comes in... she is an 84 year-old lady, retired hooker... she was also very cheap which means she may have STDs. You and her get to talking and you tell her you are dying a virgin. She offers to have sex with you so you don't have to have the embarassment of dying a virgin. Just then the doctor comes in and says you can survive if can somehow receive an STD (its a made up story, gimme a break). Do you die a virgin, or have sex with the old lady, get an STD, and live?


Die a virgin! You wake up in a bush in a public park in the middle of the afternoon with no clothes on. You can hear people walking past the bush and you know you have to get home quick. What do you do?
#19
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Die a virgin! You wake up in a bush in a public park in the middle of the afternoon with no clothes on. You can hear people walking past the bush and you know you have to get home quick. What do you do?


I go home.



You find yourself in this position, what would you do?
DeVillains!
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#20
I jump out of the white box where I'm safe from the red x.

Girlfried pulls out a dick bigger than yours. What do you do?
#21
I go back to sleep and while I am asleep I crash into to the opposite building and land safely in the CEO's office. Then wake up 6 hours later and get to work.

Your locked in a room with everyone on UG what do you do.(The room only fits them piled on top of each other)

EDIT: Damn you Eliyahu
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If I was 21 I'd buy you a crystal decanter full of 100 year old brandy to commend you.
Last edited by Fearnohamsters at Jul 4, 2009,
#22
I go and socialize.

You're playing guitar in your room, then someone comes in and pee on you, what would you do?
DeVillains!
#23
Past the time playing the situation game.

Your friend tells you he/she just killed your mum. What do you do?
#24
Ask for more

Your mum steals and sells your guitar to make a WMD what do you do?
Quote by BladeSlinger
If I was 21 I'd buy you a crystal decanter full of 100 year old brandy to commend you.
#25
EDIT:Play guitar as normal.. im so awesome my guitar is already a weapon.

you have been given 2 VIP backstage all access passes for the Jonas Brothers.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#26
Go to the concert rig up your WMD and blow them to pieces.

Your stuck in 1573 what do you do?
Quote by BladeSlinger
If I was 21 I'd buy you a crystal decanter full of 100 year old brandy to commend you.
#28
That's a good situation you can fap and say your trying to remove your hand. So I could fap to my hearts content.

You suddenly become a Hitler look a like in Jerusalem.

What do you do?
Quote by BladeSlinger
If I was 21 I'd buy you a crystal decanter full of 100 year old brandy to commend you.
#29
Quote by Fearnohamsters
Go to the concert rig up your WMD and blow them to pieces.

Your stuck in 1573 what do you do?


I prevent the birth of Keith Richards so I can leap back to the present.

Your father walks in on you and your mother having sex, what do you do?
#30
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
I prevent the birth of Keith Richards so I can leap back to the present.

Your father walks in on you and your mother having sex, what do you do?

Ask him to join us!

You're stuck in a lift with Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and they both loathe you, what do you do?
#31
Quote by nospacesallowed
Ask him to join us!

You're stuck in a lift with Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and they both loathe you, what do you do?


Fap

You and ur girlfreind are having secks behind a tree one day, and your girlfreind gets noisy. You walk into school one day, and you overhear a teacher talking to another teacher about how they were just eating lunch, when they started hearing sex noises. what do you do? (/reference?)
#32
Quote by SlayingDragons
Fap

You and ur girlfreind are having secks behind a tree one day, and your girlfreind gets noisy. You walk into school one day, and you overhear a teacher talking to another teacher about how they were just eating lunch, when they started hearing sex noises. what do you do? (/reference?)



Pull out the video and ask them if it sounded like that.


You're eating lunch
What do you do?
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#33
Document it for the ages.


You're walking down the street and a tank being driven by Megan Fox prepares to fire. There is anti-tank artillery nearby, but also the chance of sexing up Megan Fox should you survive the onslaught. What do you do?
Last edited by thewho65 at Jul 4, 2009,
#34
your in a room with kurt cobain, edgar allen poe, and jack white you have to kill 2 of them to get out, have sex with the 2 dead bodies you kill and feed them to your mother
Quote by herby190
When I saw that, I thought of musical notes.... my elementary school teachers taught them as "tee-tees" "ta-tas" and a bunch of other nonsense....
#35
Quote by thewho65
Document it for the ages.


You're walking down the street and a tank being driven by Megan Fox prepares to fire. There is anti-tank artillery nearby, but also the chance of sexing up Megan Fox should you survive the onslaught. What do you do?

I'd kill her. She isn't hot! Get over it!
#36
Quote by Ir a+infinitive
your in a room with kurt cobain, edgar allen poe, and jack white you have to kill 2 of them to get out, have sex with the 2 dead bodies you kill and feed them to your mother


Using our combined awesomeness, the four of us team up, find a way out and kill the person who forced us into such a situation.

You accidently run over and kill your girlfriend's cat, wich she loves more than you.
#37
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Using our combined awesomeness, the four of us team up, find a way out and kill the person who forced us into such a situation.

You accidently run over and kill your girlfriend's cat, wich she loves more than you.



Find an identical cat. Or have the cat stuffed and turned into a robot.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#39
Quote by mndzw25
Take in the kitchen and microwave it and eat it in front of her.

your friend accuses you of having sex with his girfriend and has a gun to your head.

i did have sex with his girlfirend. so i die


you meet a really hot "girl" at a bar and take her home and start gettin down to business only to find out shes a tranny..
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#40
Quote by MattsRichardson
i did have sex with his girlfirend. so i die


you meet a really hot "girl" at a bar and take her home and start gettin down to business only to find out shes a tranny..


i continue because its not like i'm getting anything better.....




YOu must have sex with a massively obese woman or a gay bodybuilder, and there is no other option, not even dying.
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