#1
Following a thread that was made recently, I think this deserves a thread of it's own.
Linky!
Songs suggeted so far:
1. Fap
2. I Cum Blood (cover)
3. Lolwut?
4. Obvious Troll Is Obvious
5. Reported
6. I've been reading the hot chicks thread for 2 weeks
7. Demotivate Me
8. Use the ****ING SEARCHBAR
9. Heaven's Gate
10. Porn
11. Chan's anger
12. **** the Mods for Re-Naming the Pit "The Game"
13.
14. 6/22/09
15. trey11123 FTL
16. Rant/Cool story
17. Llama Forum
18. Madagascar (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-)
19. Soaked Dried Flowers of the Cannabis Sativa Plant

So, submit your own ideas!
#2
and who makes the songs?
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#4
What about:

Union Jake?
'Faster Tom Run!'
Cas' rampage

etc
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#5
I want to write some of the lyrics!


How bout


pices or it never happened?

and


rape!
#6
Rape.

EDIT:AHHH DAMMIT!^^ i need to type faster


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This, atheists talk about religion more then religious people.

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#7
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Rape.

EDIT:AHHH DAMMIT!^^ i need to type faster

It can't be that hard to type 4 letter words before the next guy.

And we do have UG albums already, and they are awesome. We don't need some dumb concept meme album...

But if I were to contribute I'd have a track called "Dinkydaisy's dog".
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#8
Quote by jimmyled

Songs suggeted so far:
3. Lolwut?
4. Obvious Troll Is Obvious
10. Porn
13.
16. Rant/Cool story
18. Madagascar (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-)
19. Soaked Dried Flowers of the Cannabis Sativa Plant

These are not really ours.

How about RIP Dime and Rape!
#10
It would be cool, if the songs weren't about the things I hate about the pit.

Maybe if it was about epic pit events, like the pit of destiny and madmaxluke.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#11
hehe.. you are a dirty little boy...
How about the song : 'BANNED'
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
#17
OK. UG memes it is. Just tell which ones are UG and which are /b/, as I have no idea, and I never go on /b/.
#18
Quote by jimmyled
OK. UG memes it is. Just tell which ones are UG and which are /b/, as I have no idea, and I never go on /b/.


You can kinda tell which one are from UG and which aren't.

1. Fap UG
2. I Cum Blood (cover) UG
3. Lolwut? /b/
4. Obvious Troll Is Obvious /b/
5. Reported UG
6. I've been reading the hot chicks thread for 2 weeks UG
7. Demotivate Me UG
8. Use the ****ING SEARCHBAR UG
9. Heaven's Gate dunno
10. Porn /b/ or other
11. Chan's anger UG
12. **** the Mods for Re-Naming the Pit "The Game" UG
13. dunno
14. 6/22/09 dunno
15. trey11123 FTL dunno
16. Rant/Cool story /b/ I think
17. Llama Forum UG
18. Madagascar (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-) /b/
19. Soaked Dried Flowers of the Cannabis Sativa Plant dunno


Shows how out of touch I am.
#19
J-Shaped Penis

I've come to tell you a story,
a story that is sadly true,
a mother saw her son's penis,
and she already knew what to do.

The mother saw her son naked,
Said, "What in the world is this?"
Her son replyed seducingly said,
"Mom its my J-shaped Penis"

there first two stanzas. I was thinking sort of a "Pinball Wizard" sort of singing
#20
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
#21
Quote by Myfirstpubes
J-Shaped Penis

I've come to tell you a story,
a story that is sadly true,
a mother saw her son's penis,
and she already knew what to do.

The mother saw her son naked,
Said, "What in the world is this?"
Her son replyed seducingly said,
"Mom its my J-shaped Penis"

there first two stanzas. I was thinking sort of a "Pinball Wizard" sort of singing


Lyrical geniusness!
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#22
Yeah RIP Dime is one but so annoying.

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#23
Quote by cam_sampbell
Lyrical geniusness!



Jayyyyyyy-shaped penis,
gotta massage it till it's really hard.
Jayyyyyyy-shaped penis,
All this fapping's gonna leave him scarred.

there's the chorus
#26
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I wonder how many people would know about that these days though...

Anyways, since these are all memes, anyone who writes these songs will be banned. IRL.

No offense, I just wanna know but, why?
#28
Quote by Myfirstpubes
J-Shaped Penis

I've come to tell you a story,
a story that is sadly true,
a mother saw her son's penis,
and she already knew what to do.

The mother saw her son naked,
Said, "What in the world is this?"
Her son replyed seducingly said,
"Mom its my J-shaped Penis"

there first two stanzas. I was thinking sort of a "Pinball Wizard" sort of singing

Epic. It should be countryish in 3/4 IMO.
Last edited by jimmyled at Jul 4, 2009,
#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
If I may be so rude as to answer a question with a question... have you checked your sarcasm detector?

sorry, my bad.
#30
So, so far:
1. Fap
2. I Cum Blood (cover)
3. Reported
4. I've Been Reading the Hot Chicks Thread for 2 Weeks
5. Use the ****ING SEARCHBAR
6. Chan's Anger
7. trey11123 FTL
8. **** the Mods for Re-Naming the Pit "The Game"
9. Llama Forum
10. Soaked Dried Flowers of the Cannabis Sativa Plant
11. J-Shaped Penis
12. R.I.P. Dime
13. FAAASTER! (I never did get that meme...)
14. PCA
15. UG FTW

If some of the others are also UG memes, feel free to tell me.
Last edited by jimmyled at Jul 4, 2009,