#1
So a wasp just stung me, hurt like frig!

So I'll throw floor open to the badmouthing and put-down-ing of stinging insects. Go for it!
That, my friend, was a fail of epic proportions!

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#2
I have a question? Do wasps actually serve a purpose in life? I figure they don't
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#5
I got stung by a dead wasp a long time ago
It still bothers me
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
#6
I've never yet been stung by one

*Touches wood*
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#7
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I have a question? Do wasps actually serve a purpose in life? I figure they don't


Actually if insects didn't exist there wouldn't be life as we know it.


think about the food chain.
#9
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I have never been stung by wasps nor bees *Has sex with wood*


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#11
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i got stung by a whole nest of wasps one.

Only cried a bit too...

I would actually be dead if that happened to me.
#12
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I have a question? Do wasps actually serve a purpose in life? I figure they don't

When, say, corn becomes infested with caterpillars, the corn releases a chemical which attracts the wasps, and the wasps in turn kill the caterpillars. They're essentially the Batmen of the insect world.

Thank you, Cracked.
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#14
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I would actually be dead if that happened to me.

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#15
yeah i did the whole "F*CK, F*CK F*CK!!!" dancy thing!
That, my friend, was a fail of epic proportions!

The Pit's new name:
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MY GOATS WERE CRYING
#17
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I have a question? Do wasps actually serve a purpose in life? I figure they don't

http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_5-most-hated-creatures-on-planet-dont-deserve-it.html
The wasp is #4!
Knowledge is power!
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good luck with that! if the world have a nuclear war 3 things would survive; cockroaches, twinkies, and boss pedals
#20
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#24
I once saw a wasp in my house, i think it was retarded or something, it couldn't fly straight and it sat on the ground.
I didn't see that and i squished him with my foot. It was a bloodbath and it hurt quite badly but I kept walking and spread his...jelly... all over the floor.
They have dark blood btw (evil )
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#25
There are a lot of stinkbugs that live around my area. I swear, they must all be retarded. Either that, or they're getting off on their own fumes and can't fly straight for sh/t.

Actually, I think a disease might be affecting the population here. High five for insect-affecting epidemics!
#26
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Neither did I. Do i really have to do what you said?

Well knocking on wood is for minimal protection but since I mentioned wasps AND bees, it's only right that I contribute more for maximum protection.
#28
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how do you fudge a wasp anyways?

Well you see son, there's a hole...