#1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31717690/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

Apparently, a Nor-Cal teacher handed out DVDs to her students containing pictures and videos of the school year, but parents complained that there were like 6 seconds on the tape of her getting screwed

I thought the Pit might enjoy a story such as this, since I know all of you wish this was your teacher.
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#2
*waits for it to go onto a youpron or similar*
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#12
some1 has to tell us how we can find this video
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#13
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How many of the dads d'you think will be hanging onto that DVD?

Mom: Destroy that CD immediately!

Dad: I already have. It will never be seen by our child.

*later at night, dad opens up his porn stash to watch the DVD*
#15
I'm going to need to see this video and examine it for evidence.
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#16
I can just imagine one of the parents is a pedophile.

Ooh yeah. *beats off* Yeah, look at all those little kids.

And then...
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I can just imagine one of the parents is a pedophile.

Ooh yeah. *beats off* Yeah, look at all those little kids.

And then...


I'm actually typing this and meaning it for once but, LOL
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I'm actually typing this and meaning it for once but, LOL

Thanks.
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#20
What the hell happened to NorCal??? a substitute high school teacher last year was arrested for soliciting minors up there as well. Friggin NorCal teachers...
#21
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What the hell happened to NorCal??? a substitute high school teacher last year was arrested for soliciting minors up there as well. Friggin NorCal teachers...

In the teachers' defence, I have it on good authority that the kids there are very attractive.
#22
Quote by Epic_Cleavage
What the hell happened to NorCal??? a substitute high school teacher last year was arrested for soliciting minors up there as well. Friggin NorCal teachers...


Don't worry about it, down the street from me a little while ago, 4 or 5 teachers were fired within a few months of each other for having sex with students.

SoCal is just as ****ed up
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#23
Quote by Epic_Cleavage
What the hell happened to NorCal??? a substitute high school teacher last year was arrested for soliciting minors up there as well. Friggin NorCal teachers...



What the hell happened to calling locations by their real names?
Or using full words?!

Like North, and California!
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#24
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only 6 seconds?
More than enough...




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What the hell happened to calling locations by their real names?
Or using full words?!

Like North, and California!

Cuz NOR*CAL is cooler
#27
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Don't worry about it, down the street from me a little while ago, 4 or 5 teachers were fired within a few months of each other for having sex with students.

SoCal is just as ****ed up

I'm not suprised. A lot of places are like that. Its the rual communities that I think it might acctualy be worse in.
#28
Quote by walkinbazooka
I can just imagine one of the parents is a pedophile.

Ooh yeah. *beats off* Yeah, look at all those little kids.

And then...

Oh damn!
#30
Back in my day thats how sexual education was taught. and then we had to hike back home from school up hill in the snow 5 miles..
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#32
Quote by walkinbazooka
I can just imagine one of the parents is a pedophile.

Ooh yeah. *beats off* Yeah, look at all those little kids.

And then...

I actually did laugh at that one.



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#34
lol i bet that teacher is gonna be fired... and then offered a job in porno... o.O
#35
SoWesMich is way cooler
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