#1
...And I'm writing a thank you letter to my friends dad who pulled me out with his pickup truck and chains.

I got him a FORD Trucks Keychain because I heard he was lookin for a good one.

So here it goes...


''Dear Mr. ______,

I am not a professional apologizer/thank you note writer - I am a musician. And if I'm not out plotting the overthrow of the Canadian government to give way to my totalitarian/fascist regime, or haranguing the elderly, I am (and I hasten to add; ''unintentionally'') crashing auto mobiles and thus have nary a moment to spare in my inflexible schedule to peruse my oxford dictionary to cultivate for myself a colorful and sophisticated vocabulary as well as the proper array of big words which I feel would be necessary to make it as ABUNDANTLY CLEAR as possible how absolutely grateful I am for your help, that June 23rd.

Sincerely,
- Bruski''

What do you think ? Any suggestions, comments ?
#6
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Forest / ditch? Those are quite different things, which was it?

I took a sharp turn at 110 kmph and skidded across the road into a ditch on the edge of a forest, my car went in the ditch...yet the front half made it out of the ditch and knocked down 4 trees, while the rear end of the car was still stuck in the ditch.

If that makes any sense ?
#7
Quote by captaincrunk
It seems like you're making fun of him.


This.

I like your style, and I don't know the guy, but it seems that maybe you are pushing the style a bit too far.
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#8
Quote by captaincrunk
It seems like you're making fun of him.

Indeed. I fully support anyone who wishes to expand and utilize their full vocabulary, but you must realize that in doing so you often portray condescension.

It was the only task I would undertake...

I P R O G
...to reap the harvest that was mine


- [ P R O G - H E A D ? ] -
#9
Quote by Pat_s1t
^ Maybe it was a ditch in the forest?

Or a forest in a ditch!
#11
It will depend on the guy, if he's intelligent and has a sense of humour he'll appreciate it. If he's a redneck he'll get pissed off.
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#12
Quote by Rising
I took a sharp turn at 110 kmph and skidded across the road into a ditch on the edge of a forest, my car went in the ditch...yet the front half made it out of the ditch and knocked down 4 trees, while the rear end of the car was still stuck in the ditch.

cool.
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#13
hm...

Yeah, but most thank you letters are bland, I'm looking to simultaneously make him laugh and know that I appreciate it. I sort of see how it might be offensive, I'm just trying to portray an ere of lightheartedness

...

That ****ing keychain cost me like 6.50, man! :P I should have stole it.
#15
Quote by rabidguitarist
cool.


70mph(roughly) is perfect if you're driving an import with a badass spoiler!

That's we in the biz call "Drifting"
#16
It's funny, but he may find it to be offensive.
You'll never know with all those pussies nowadays.
#17
Quote by SeEsAw12
70mph(roughly) is perfect if you're driving an import with a badass spoiler!

That's we in the biz call "Drifting"

Last I checked, drifting didn't land you in the ditch. In my biz, we call that bad driving.

It was the only task I would undertake...

I P R O G
...to reap the harvest that was mine


- [ P R O G - H E A D ? ] -
#18
Quote by MetalGS3SE
Last I checked, drifting didn't land you in the ditch. In my biz, we call that bad driving.


that's why he should've been driving a 240sx
#20
Quote by SeEsAw12
that's why he should've been driving a 240sx

I drive a peice of **** Hyundai Accent. Having said that, Im in love with it for not having met its untimely demise.

After I was pulled out, I thought for sure that the engine was toast or that I screwed something up underneathe it.

But then it's...

''THROW ZE SWITCH, IGOR!!!''

VROOM! KILL! VROOM!

''ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!''
#21
Quote by Rising
I drive a peice of **** Hyundai Accent. Having said that, Im in love with it for not having met its untimely demise.

After I was pulled out, I thought for sure that the engine was toast or that I screwed something up underneathe it.

But then it's...

''THROW ZE SWITCH, IGOR!!!''

VROOM! KILL! VROOM!

''ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!''


Hah I drive a ford Focus and I love that little thing

sucks it had to happen but at least you're okay...

But now it's the ultimate time to ask to get a new car..
#22
Quote by SeEsAw12
Hah I drive a ford Focus and I love that little thing

sucks it had to happen but at least you're okay...

But now it's the ultimate time to ask to get a new car..

oh, not even, it works just fine.

It not only mowed down 4 trees (not adult ones, obviously) but it slammed into a ditch at this speed.

And all it has to show for it is a few little scrapes and dents. But my cars been covered in TONS of those before that anyway.