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#1
Is that actually illegal? ''After 9/11 where everyone gets so sensitive...thanks a lot Bin Laden'' etc


Last edited by RichT. at Jul 4, 2009,
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First of all, that was a great quote, but yes, it was illegal before 9/11. It's called indecent exposure. And maybe sexual harassment...
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Even in the toilet?
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I'll be boarding a plane tomorrow, and depending on how hot the stewardess' are, I might just test this out for you.
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First of all, that was a great quote, but yes, it was illegal before 9/11. It's called indecent exposure. And maybe sexual harassment...



sexual harassment of what the toilet seat? i was referring to doing it in the toilet obviously!
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First of all, that was a great quote, but yes, it was illegal before 9/11. It's called indecent exposure. And maybe sexual harassment...

Only if you have a very sensitive woman within 400 yards of you.
#10
i dont think its illegal? unless you keep your semen in a plastic bag or something.. because you may only carry 10cl's
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#11
If you feel up to it, I wouldn't see why you wouldn't do it. Just use the bathroom.
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i dont think its illegal? unless you keep your semen in a plastic bag or something.. because you may only carry 10cl's



#13
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Even in the toilet?


Probably, but it's grossly illegal to put cameras in there, so I don't get how they'd catch you. I imagine if you got caught the conversation would go something like:
"Oh my god, you jerked off in the toilet!"
"Well, in all fairness, you're not meant to look. I could sue."
"Call it even?"
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You DO realise what forum your posting in yeah?

Think about it.
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no harm in knocking out a crafty one, wherever you are.
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You DO realise what forum your posting in yeah?

Think about it.


Pfft, don't bring us all down to that level. I could go months.weeks. days.
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That still wont get you into the Mile High club.
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Half-a-mile High Club.


Exactly, and they've got a government-sponsored registry and everything.
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#32
*ahem*

Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?

Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

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Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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*ahem*

Brandie: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?

Brodie: I already did once today! But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Gill: Well, did he cum, or what?

Brodie: Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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#34
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Isn't it illegal to masturbate anywhere in public?


Is the air public? I don't know if it classes as being in public when you're 30k feet in the air.
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It's less embarassing than how my cousin Walter died...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#38
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It's less embarassing than how my cousin Walter died...

but thats another story, along with how he got a cat stuck up his ass

actually if pay attention you can tell that Brodie and Randal are cousins!
Walter is both their cousins and they both have a grandma who turned lesbian on her 60th birthday
Last edited by TheReverend724 at Jul 4, 2009,
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but thats another story

actually if pay attention you can tell that Brodie and Randal are cousins!


<.<

>.>

ORLY?
They both have a racist grandmother and a weird cousin named Walter, and also the exact same personnality.
Also there are two people named Willam Black in Leonardo.

...he broke his neck trying to suck his own d!ck...
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#40
I don't see why it should be illegal. And even if it is. I highly doubt they'd fine you if you got caught.

They'd probably just go "Oh hell, another one...." and close the door. It's usually not the kind of things people like to interrupt.

It's like spitting on the street. It's supposed to be illegal(at least here), yet you can spit in front of a policeman when he's talking to you, and nothing will happen.
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